Sita/Wendigo: TrumpUSA Drugstore?

Abishai100

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Demonstrative presentations of consumption-outlandish folk-mythos 'avatars' such as Wendigo and Video-Man symbolize humanity's assessment of population-based consumer analysis.

Here's a folk-oriented vignette I cooked up about Lord Ravana kidnapping the deity-like damsel Sita from the arms of protective god-husband Ram and taking her to his lair for experiments in consumerism cynicism (including meditation on cannibalism!). The encounter and their conversation draws up intriguing thoughts about metaphysical connections between survivalism and primalism and if consumerism-energized modernism activities such as Facebook comprise one form of 'juvenile gluttony.'

So is Melania Trump Sita or Wendigo?


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Lord Ravana kidnapped Sita and took her to his fortress where they toyed around with the carnal pleasures of experimenting with the infinite gluttony of the tactile sense. Sita's husband Ram was enraged and claimed that if his morally-vulnerable wife succumbed to the temptations laid out before her by the cunning Ravana, he would officially declare both Ravana and Sita as cannibals (or Wendigos!). When Ram discovered that Sita had indeed broken every law of the carnality-ethics manual the Kama Sutra, he divorced her and declared she would have to prove her innocence of cannibalism in a special public trial-by-fire on Facebook.

Sita accepted the challenge and declared that if she was able to absolve herself and Lord Ravana of the Wendigo-charges, Ram would have to publicly state that his own chauvinistic pride created a mishandling of justice and that Ravana deserved remuneration. Ram swallowed the bitter pill of pride when he lost the wager to Sita (since it was impossible to prove any anti-social intention towards cannibalism without any verifiable evidence of pure anti-human malice) and declared in public he was out-shined by Ravana and Sita and wondered how he could win Sita's heart. Ram resolved to take Sita to a special Women's Rights Symposium about females in the work-force hosted by First Lady Melania Trump.

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Ravana/Wendigo consuming Sita with ravenousness:


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Holi


Imagine every Halloween all the children of a certain suburb in Virginia decide to dress Barbie dolls in Bounty paper-towel dresses colored with red paint meant to signify a primal experience (not necessarily blood).

This Barbie-Halloween Virginia child ritual becomes known as the Western Holi Affair (named after the Indian color-splashing festival of Holi) and reminds Americans of the films Puppetmaster and Carrie.

What would God from Book of Job say abut consumerism-passion in relation to TrumpUSA?


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GOD: Why do you think these kids are like from a 'village of the damned'?
JOB: Well, they're dressing up Barbie dolls in paper-towels colored with red dye/paint.
GOD: Do you think these Barbie-effigies are a condemnation of Toys 'R Us?
JOB: I have nothing against Burger King and Fisher-Price...
GOD: However, maybe the forces of darkness are transforming 'bazaar toys' into 'consumerism propaganda'!
JOB: So you think these human kids in Virginia are rebellious zealots from some Stephen King novel about shopping-malls?
GOD: Is it so hard to imagine? Carrying red-dye Barbie dolls in paper towels seems like some kind of 'sarcasm revivalism.'
JOB: Or it could be just another rendition of Woodstock...
GOD: I don't think this village of the damned (in Virginia) is just a 'cult.'
JOB: In other words, you agree with Satan that humans respond to some internal frailty regarding moral cynicism.
GOD: Why not? Do you admire the tale of Ram/Sita or Hindu mythology regarding gambling (e.g., The Mahabharata)?
JOB: I think if you want to take the risk of looking like a terrorist, conservatives reserve the right to call you 'heretical.'
GOD: Aren't you at all nervous about Wall Street cannibalism?
JOB: I don't see any connection between a Wendigo and Sita in the halls of Disney...

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