USViking
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Single.
Best looking girl I thought I would be going out with
was back in March, 2001.
We worked at the same company.
She invited me to go to the beach with her,
(yeah- she invited me)
over Memorial Day weekend, in about six weeks.
Then after about three weeks she cancels.
Ten minutes or so after she cancelled some other guy at work,
a real smart-ass, loud-mouth, redneck, douchebag if there ever was one,
comes up to me and says:
"I told her she owed me a cup of coffee,
and she says: 'You can have coffee, or anything else' ".
They were all over each other like a cheap suit for weeks,
40 hours a week, in my face, and I could not get away from it.
Now if she took off her clothes and sat on my face,
I'd push her off.
The experience did not make me give up the idea of dating,
but I haven't tried to date anyone since.
Best looking girl I thought I would be going out with
was back in March, 2001.
We worked at the same company.
She invited me to go to the beach with her,
(yeah- she invited me)
over Memorial Day weekend, in about six weeks.
Then after about three weeks she cancels.
Ten minutes or so after she cancelled some other guy at work,
a real smart-ass, loud-mouth, redneck, douchebag if there ever was one,
comes up to me and says:
"I told her she owed me a cup of coffee,
and she says: 'You can have coffee, or anything else' ".
They were all over each other like a cheap suit for weeks,
40 hours a week, in my face, and I could not get away from it.
Now if she took off her clothes and sat on my face,
I'd push her off.
The experience did not make me give up the idea of dating,
but I haven't tried to date anyone since.
