Signs You're Already Dead And Just Hanging Out in Purgatory.

[Moonglow]

Lyrics
A one, two
A one, two, three, four
Half a bee, philosophically
Must, ipso facto, half not be
But half the bee has got to be
A vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing
A laa dee dee, a one two three
Eric, the half a bee
A, B, C, D, E, F, G
Eric, the half a bee
Is this wretched demi-bee
Half asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric, the half a bee
A fiddle de dum, a fiddle de dee
Eric, the half a bee
Hoh hoh hoh, tee hee hee
Eric, the half a bee
I love this hive, employee
Bisected accidentally
One summer afternoon, by me
I love him carnally
He loves him carnally
Semi-carnally
The end
Cyril Connelly?
No, semi-carnally
Oh, Cyril Connelly
Songwriters: Eric Idle / Terry Jones / John Marwood Cleese
Eric the Half a Bee lyrics © Python Monty Pictures Ltd.

You expect a dead person to digest all that?

It's Sunday. I've got some living to do.

Today is the day to rise,,and shine with your aura...clothes optional.

Yeah. We're not prudes in this dimension.

And the weather did turn hot.

Are you ready for that bacon wrapped ham dinner?

No.

Why?

You don't know what you be missing...

 

[Mindful]

You expect a dead person to digest all that?

It's Sunday. I've got some living to do.

Today is the day to rise,,and shine with your aura...clothes optional.

Yeah. We're not prudes in this dimension.

And the weather did turn hot.

Are you ready for that bacon wrapped ham dinner?

No.

Why?

You don't know what you be missing...

I prefer gefilte fish.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Today is the day to rise,,and shine with your aura...clothes optional.

Yeah. We're not prudes in this dimension.

And the weather did turn hot.

Are you ready for that bacon wrapped ham dinner?

No.

Why?

You don't know what you be missing...

I prefer gefilte fish.

I'd rather have smoked mullet, but ok.

 

[Moonglow]

Today is the day to rise,,and shine with your aura...clothes optional.

Yeah. We're not prudes in this dimension.

And the weather did turn hot.

Are you ready for that bacon wrapped ham dinner?

No.

Why?

You don't know what you be missing...

I prefer gefilte fish.

Do you get like a tartar sauce with the dish?

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

I see dead threads...