Signs, Signs, Everywhere There's Signs!

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  1. Annie
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    From my email:


    On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:

    "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
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    On a Septic Tank Truck sign:

    "We're #1 in the #2 business."
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    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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    At a Proctologist's door

    "To expedite your visit please back in."
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    On a Plumber's truck:

    "We repair what your husband fixed."
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    On a Plumber's truck:

    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber"
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    Pizza Shop Slogan:

    "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
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    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

    "Invite us to your next blowout."
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    On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:

    "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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    At a Towing company:

    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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    On an Electrician's truck:

    "Let us remove your shorts."
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    In a Nonsmoking Area:

    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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    On a Maternity Room door:

    "Push. Push. Push."
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    At an Optometrist's Office

    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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    On a Taxidermist's window:

    "We really know our stuff."
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    In a Podiatrist's office:

    "Time wounds all heels."
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    On a Fence:

    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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    At a Car Dealership:

    "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
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    Outside a Muffler Shop:

    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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    At the Electric Company:

    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don't, you will be."
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    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

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    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait"


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    At a Propane Filling Station,
    "Thank heaven for little grills."

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    And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:

    "Best place in town to take a leak."
     
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    Now that's creativity. The window treatment service we use for our home has "BLIND MAN AT THE WHEEL" written on the delivery truck. I'll bet that makes other drivers sit up and take notice. :tng:
     
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    Now THAT is funny! :laugh:
     
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    Good stuff, so I stole it.
     
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    my husban'd works for a company that does the traffic control for road construction and housing developments and such.

    they used to have the slogan on their trucks:
    Dev-Lin Industries,
    Making your daily drive to work a living hell.

    (they changed their name to Northern Traffic Supply, Inc now)
     

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