According to my personal code of superstition, a sighting of a midget or dwarf is a highly favorable sign. Today is Most Auspicious for I have seen Three Little People within the span of a few minutes. Whilst traversing along the Embarcadero Promenade on the way to Chez Boe Workplace, I first espied a wee little Asian Woman Midget (she could not have been more than 3.5 feet tall) among a group of tourists being herded onto a bus. This was very near Red's Java House and the Hi Dive Dive Bar. I then noticed a massive hoard of tourists debarking from the recently docked Norwegian Pearl. Several Love Boat Julies were prodding them into lines for a fleet of buses. In one of the lines were Blonde Twin Dwarves. How enchanting! I am beyond pleased. The Auspiciousness Flows.