Signs & Portents: 3 Little People Sightings in 1 Day

[boedicca]

According to my personal code of superstition, a sighting of a midget or dwarf is a highly favorable sign. Today is Most Auspicious for I have seen Three Little People within the span of a few minutes.

Whilst traversing along the Embarcadero Promenade on the way to Chez Boe Workplace, I first espied a wee little Asian Woman Midget (she could not have been more than 3.5 feet tall) among a group of tourists being herded onto a bus. This was very near Red's Java House and the Hi Dive Dive Bar.

I then noticed a massive hoard of tourists debarking from the recently docked Norwegian Pearl. Several Love Boat Julies were prodding them into lines for a fleet of buses. In one of the lines were Blonde Twin Dwarves. How enchanting!

I am beyond pleased. The Auspiciousness Flows.

 

[xotoxi]

I saw two little people in my house last night...and when I woke up, they were still there!!!

 

[boedicca]

I told you! The Auspiciousness Flows.

 

[hjmick]

Three... In one day... I can't remember the last time I saw one...

According to my personal code of superstition, if you saw three in one day this is indicative of infiltration and invasion. They've initiated their plan to take over the world...

 

[hjmick]

I saw two little people in my house last night...and when I woke up, they were still there!!!

Those aren't little people, they are sponges designed to drain you financially for a minimum of eighteen years and cause you worry until the day you die...

 

[uscitizen]

Internal parasites that just convert to external ones?

 

[hjmick]

Internal parasites that just convert to external ones?

That's another way to define them, yes.