Sign of Old Age or What?

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    When the first thing you look at in the newspaper, is the obits.
     
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    Yes it is.
    "NOW GET OF MY LAWN!"
     
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    But you've got the best lawn on the block.
     
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    Better watch out, old farts will shoot ya.
    They are BillO's main fans.
     
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    I always check the obits and the cops log.
     
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    Not certain. I never look for them unless I hear someone I know died. My ex looked at them everyday even when he was younger.
     
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    But even worse when you take out the city phone book and start crossing out the ones in the obits!
     
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    Dear Froggy,

    I cannot take a dump without reading the newspaper in the bathroom.

    What's my age?
     
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    I read the obits to see if I am in there.
     
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    I vote for 'or what'. Did I win?
     

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