Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by froggy, Dec 4, 2009.
When the first thing you look at in the newspaper, is the obits.
Yes it is.
"NOW GET OF MY LAWN!"
But you've got the best lawn on the block.
Better watch out, old farts will shoot ya.
They are BillO's main fans.
I always check the obits and the cops log.
Not certain. I never look for them unless I hear someone I know died. My ex looked at them everyday even when he was younger.
But even worse when you take out the city phone book and start crossing out the ones in the obits!
I cannot take a dump without reading the newspaper in the bathroom.
What's my age?
I read the obits to see if I am in there.
I vote for 'or what'. Did I win?
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