SICK, TWISTED, EVIL, DARK, VILE "Humor"

[IlarMeilyr]

A bright young lad shared a link to a website with some SICK humor.

I don't care for a great deal of it, since it happens to include lots of racist jokes.

Some of the "humor" there is pretty funny, though.

Like:

A man is sitting in a hospital room when the doctor walks in. "I have some bad news," says the doctor, "You have Cancer and Alzheimer's." The man laughs and says, "Well at least I don't have Cancer!"

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn't wearing her seat belt.

 

[IlarMeilyr]

A kid goes down on his own grandmother.

Suddenly he stops and says, "Grandma, your pussy tastes like horse semen!"

Then, he shrugs and goes back down on her and mumbles, "I guess that's what killed you."

 

[IlarMeilyr]

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

 

[IlarMeilyr]

A seal walks into a bar and and gets a Canadian Club on the rocks?

 

[IlarMeilyr]

A person called Roman Polanski a "pedophile" to his face.

Polanski replied, "Damn, that's a pretty big word for a nine year old!"

 

[IlarMeilyr]

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?








The wheelchair.

 

[April]

I was doing fine until I reached the third post...LMFAO...that is some seriously sick shit.
I'm going to hell now.

 

[Sunshine]

Mommy, Mommy, why is daddy so pale?

Shut up and dig.

 

[April]

Death By Barbie « The Jailbreak ? Infotainment for Creatives

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Mommy, why do I keep walking around in circles?

Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Mommy! I HATE daddy's guts!

Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

 

[IlarMeilyr]

Young child holding up hand with thumb pointed out at an odd angle.

Hey. You were right, mommy. The baby does have a soft spot on its head.

 

[Ropey]

Mommy, mommy I don't want to be like daddy.

Shut up kid and keep eating.

 

[Ropey]

Mommy, Mommy, Daddy puked all over the couch!

Shut up kid and get a fork before your sister gets all the big chunks.

 

[Michelle420]

[ame=http://youtu.be/r81UnTGfSfc]Blue Valentine - Child Molester Joke - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Ropey]

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like tomato soup.

Shut up kid. You only get it once a month.

 

[Ropey]

Blue Valentine - Child Molester Joke - YouTube

What did the Jewish child molester say to the child.

"Hey kid, you wanna buy some candy?"

 

[Michelle420]

What is the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.

 

[Michelle420]

That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitch hiking serial killer.

Killer: Turn down that dark road.
Rapist: I was planning on it.