Shove A Jalapeno In Your

[House]

Yeah well...................................no comment.

Bah, humbug, you thought so too......I remember the "I won't vote for House" - and the "I'd rather they lynch me"......

You didn't have him in the neighborhood telling you he had special powers that could magically save the town if we kept it a secret.

What an ass.

So, he mesmerized you?

I blinded her with science.

Yeah yeah, until town wtfpwned me.

 

[House]

"The man" that gave scum their first loss on USMB... I so rock <sarcasm>

 

[Tom Sweetnam]

Hell, I grew up in San Francisco. You think a jalapeno is the weirdest thing anyone ever shoved up their ass? Go talk to SF General.

 

[House]

Hell, I grew up in San Francisco. You think a jalapeno is the weirdest thing anyone ever shoved up their ass? Go talk to SF General.

Not really. I'd have to say a gerbil takes the cake, but D cell batteries are a little odd too.

 

[Tom Sweetnam]

...but D cell batteries are a little odd too.

The surgeon probably didn't go in deep enough. Whoever the patient was, they probably shoved a vibrator up their ass first, then remembered they'd left the batteries out.

 

[September]

There's this thing called "figging"...

You take a ginger root, and, well...



They used to use it to punish/ discipline female slaves a long time ago... but nowadays... among the people who dare to pursue their BDSM fantasies, some find out that they kinda like it.

Its works wonders on new subs ;-)

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[mamooth]

Being a purist concerning what gets shoved in people's asses, I must protest that It's "jalapeño". The "ñ" character (eñe) is pronounced as "ny" instead of "n", and in Spanish (Español) is considered a separate letter from "n", coming immediately after it in the alphabet.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Jalapenos and holes.

Ewww.