Should I Post the Grossest Joke I've EVER Heard?

[AVG-JOE]

It's an old fashioned poll - Just mark your choice with an X right there on your screen with a blue or black Sharpie.

Fair warning before you vote... it slams the fairer sex.

[] Yes.​

[] No.​

( Don't tell Charlie! )

 

[Tom Clancy]

It's an old fashioned poll - Just mark your choice with an X right there on your screen with a blue or black Sharpie.

Fair warning before you vote... it slams the fairer sex.

[X] Yes.​

[] No.​

( Don't tell Charlie! )

.

 

[Madeline]

You chicken shit, Avg-Joe. Post the joke and take the shit for it, or don't. I'm not gonna give you cover for a social gaffe even before I read it.

LOL, pussy. You afraid Mrs Avg-Joe will get pissed?

 

[AVG-JOE]

You chicken shit, Avg-Joe. Post the joke and take the shit for it, or don't. I'm not gonna give you cover for a social gaffe even before I read it.

LOL, pussy. You afraid Mrs Avg-Joe will get pissed?

Oh, HELL yes!

but then, she's HEARD the joke....

 

[Madeline]

Yanno, after all this build up the joke had best be outstandingly gross. I'm having trouble imagining that if it concerns chicks who are still breathing.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Yanno, after all this build up the joke had best be outstandingly gross. I'm having trouble imagining that if it concerns chicks who are still breathing.

'Still breathing' is a personal prerequisite..... but any necrophiles reading along might get a twist in their thoughts go that way.

 

[Madeline]

Enough with the pussyfooting, Avg-Joe. Let's see this stunner of a joke.



*Laughs*

 

[AVG-JOE]

Enough with the pussyfooting, Avg-Joe. Let's see this stunner of a joke.



*Laughs*

Are you sure?

It's quite ​

But it's also kind of ​

They say jokes like this are funny 'cause they're kinda true.....

I could get in trouble with the only sex I'll EVER be comfortable having sex with.....

 

[Madeline]

I am not advising you. You are all on your own here...but I am curious.

 

[Barb]

Enough with the pussyfooting, Avg-Joe. Let's see this stunner of a joke.



*Laughs*

Are you sure?

It's quite ​

But it's also kind of ​

They say jokes like this are funny 'cause they're kinda true.....

I could get in trouble with the only sex I'll EVER be comfortable having sex with.....

Stop being coy. You already have a girl, and she's already heard the joke. The rest of us aren't at issue then.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Enough with the pussyfooting, Avg-Joe. Let's see this stunner of a joke.



*Laughs*

Are you sure?

It's quite ​

But it's also kind of ​

They say jokes like this are funny 'cause they're kinda true.....

I could get in trouble with the only sex I'll EVER be comfortable having sex with.....

Stop being coy. You already have a girl, and she's already heard the joke. The rest of us aren't at issue then.

Sure...

CRUSH me with your feminine logic!​

 

[AVG-JOE]

I am not advising you. You are all on your own here...but I am curious.

Well, a mommy and daddy who LOVE each other V-E-R-R-R-Y much....

First they get married.....​

And remember, there is a device, if used correctly, that would prevent all unwanted pregnancies and most STD's.......

 

[AVG-JOE]

 

[AVG-JOE]

 

[AVG-JOE]

Remember Ladies.....

I'm your biggest fan....​

[SIZE="-7"][/SIZE]

 

[AVG-JOE]

What do women and dog turds have in common?























The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

 

[WillowTree]

What do women and dog turds have in common?































The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

.

 

[hortysir]

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I got one of those "what's grosser than gross" jokes in a text message, a couple days ago that was REALLY bad