“Shit happens”

[Huh?]

In the beginning was the Plan
And then came the Assumptions
And the Assumptions were without form
And the plan was completely without substance
And darkness was on the face of The Workers
And they spake amongst themselves, saying
“It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.”
And the Workers spake unto their Supervisors
saying, “It is a Pail of Dung and none may abide
the odor thereof.”
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and
said unto them, “It is a Container of Excrement and
it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.”
And the Managers went unto their Directors and
said, “It is a Vessel of Fertilizer and none may
abide its strength.”
And the Directors spake amongst themselves, saying
to one another, “It contains that which aids Plant
Growth, and it is very strong.”
And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and
said unto them, “It promotes growth and is very
powerful.”
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and
said unto him, “This New Plan will actively promote
the growth and efficiency of this company, and these
areas in particular.”
And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that
it was good, and the Plan became Policy.

And that is how “Shit happens.”​

 

[uscitizen]

Excrement Occurs.

 

[Ringel05]

defication eventuates

 

[SFC Ollie]

Sounds a lot like the US Congress.