“Shit happens”

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    In the beginning was the Plan
    And then came the Assumptions
    And the Assumptions were without form
    And the plan was completely without substance
    And darkness was on the face of The Workers
    And they spake amongst themselves, saying
    “It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.”
    And the Workers spake unto their Supervisors
    saying, “It is a Pail of Dung and none may abide
    the odor thereof.”
    And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and
    said unto them, “It is a Container of Excrement and
    it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.”
    And the Managers went unto their Directors and
    said, “It is a Vessel of Fertilizer and none may
    abide its strength.”
    And the Directors spake amongst themselves, saying
    to one another, “It contains that which aids Plant
    Growth, and it is very strong.”
    And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and
    said unto them, “It promotes growth and is very
    powerful.”
    And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and
    said unto him, “This New Plan will actively promote
    the growth and efficiency of this company, and these
    areas in particular.”
    And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that
    it was good, and the Plan became Policy.

    And that is how “Shit happens.”
     
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    Excrement Occurs.
     
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    defication eventuates
     
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    SFC Ollie Still Marching

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    Sounds a lot like the US Congress.
     

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