She was Soooooooo Blonde

[manu1959]

She was Soooooooo Blonde

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

· She thought General Motors was in the army.

· She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

· She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

· She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She tripped over a cordless phone.

· She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

· She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She studied for a blood test.

· She sold the car for gas money.

· When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

· She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

· She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

 

[Mr. P]

 

[Said1]

· She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

:rotflmao:

 

[Adam's Apple]

Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh, Manu. Since I am not PC, I loooovvvvve blonde jokes.

 

[Nienna]

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

Very funny!