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    Dabs ~Unpredictable~

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    New Sex Study has determined that the most used sexual position for
    married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and
    begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.
     
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    The Infidel EVIL CONSERVATIVE

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    While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a
    display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds
    since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's
    advice. "What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
    "Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."


    I put this one in the sex category...after saying this shit....the hubby won't be getting any sex ~Lmao~
     
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    they know all the reasons they dont get laid..they are trying to figure out the reason they do
     
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    Foreplay at my house is usually defined as 30 days of begging...
     

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