sex is like pizza, even when it's bad it's still pretty good

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    Greasy_Pizza greasier than a liberal

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    Hello, I'm Polly from Colorado.
    It's really great to be here!
    Everyone's been really great accept for the racist bitch who called me a "racist fucking asshole".
     
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    I don't know, I've had some pretty shitty pizza before.
     
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    I've had some pretty shitty sex...
     
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    I have to disagree. I've had some pretty bad pizza in my day.
     
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    That is the worst looking pizza I have ever seen.
     
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    Sex even the worst is good to men, but women is a different story. If a man does not hit the right spot sex is not enjoyable to a women. You got to work it like a crock pot slow cooker.
     
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    It is estimated sexual intercourse takes place about 2778 times around the world every 5 seconds, my guess is 2778 pounds pizza is consumed in America every five seconds. Welcome.

    Other oddities.

    Time, for 85 percent of women, is the most important factor for sex.
    The biggest orgy ever in recent history took place in 1974 at a rock concert in Los Angeles, where 262 couples had sex.
    Some female insects have sex with a whole lineup of males. They collect the sperm in a so-called sperm bank and they only decide afterwards which one may impregnate her.
    On average a man will ejaculate 7200 times in his life...although he has to take care of that by himself about 2000 of the times.
    68 percent of lesbian women enjoy sex everytime. Women, who sleep with men, only enjoy it 33 percent of the time. (Female National Survey 2006)
    Every tenth man would give up sex if he never had to go to work again. Almost half of British men would give up sex for half a year in exchange for a 50-inch TV
    Men who help with housework have better sex. (Riverside University)
    To become a member of the Mile High Club you have to have sex in an airplane when it is at least one mile above ground.
    The American company Unilever asked 1000 women how long they would give up sex, in exchange for a wardrobe full of new clothes? The majority said 15 months.
    The average German spends three times more having foreplay (6 weeks) than praying (2 weeks). (Geo)
    83 percent of women would go celibate for a year in exchange for 100.000 euros.

    The average pizzeria uses roughly 55 pizza boxes per day.
    We consume around 251,770,000 pounds of pepperonis every year.
    The highest-grossing single-unit independent pizzeria in the nation, Moose's Tooth Pub and Pizzeria, is in Anchorage , Alaska. Its annual sales are approximately $6 million.
    Pizzerias are expected to purchase more than $4 billion worth of cheese annually by the year 2010.
    36 percent of all pizza orders want their pizza topping pepperoni
    94 percent of Americans eat pizza regularly
    And that is precisely why the top 5 pizza sales days are:
    Super Bowl Sunday
    New Year's Eve
    Halloween
    The night before Thanksgiving
    New Year's Day
    93 percent of Americans have eaten pizza in the last month
    Pizza accounts for more than 10 percent of all food service sales.
    Americans eat approximately 100 acres of pizza a day or about 350 slices per second.
    There are approximately 61,269 pizzerias in the United States.
    Each person in America eats about 46 pizza slices a year.
    October is the US national pizza month.
    Women are twice as likely as men to order vegetables on their pizza.
    36% of people consider pizza the perfect breakfast. Fun Facts | Pizza.com
     
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    lol@mids post
     
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    you are really bad in bed, arent you?

    what spot?


    do you realize that 80% of a womans nerve endings in the vagina are within 2 inches of the vagina opening? girth baby not length....

    now lets discuss how bad you are in bed? what spot are you looking for?
     
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    I got thrown out of the Mile high club, apparently Just having sex in an airplane when it is at least one mile above ground is not good enough, it has to be with someone else!
     

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