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The Associated Press: Chastity Bono announces sex change

Chastity Bono announces sex change

1 hour ago

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Chastity Bono is having a sex change to become a man. A spokesman for Bono, born a girl to Sonny and Cher, says he "has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity" and began the sex-change process earlier this year.

Publicist Howard Bragman said Bono is proud of his decision and hopes "that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue."

The 40-year-old writer, activist and reality-TV star came out as gay 20 years ago, Bragman said.

In the book "Family Outing: A Guide to the Coming-Out Process for Gays, Lesbians, & Their Families," Bono describes the realization of being "somehow different — specifically different from who my mom expected me to be."

A message left with Cher's representatives was not immediately returned Thursday.

Bono's second book, "The End of Innocence: A Memoir," details how relationships with Joan, a lover, and Sonny and Cher changed after coming out.

In 1995, Bono posed for the cover of the gay magazine The Advocate and began working for the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD).
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90 ADVANTAGES OF BEING A MALE

90 ADVANTAGES OF BEING A MALE
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives. 6. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. 7. You can open all your own jars. 8. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight. 9. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind. 10. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying. 11. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 12. All your orgasms are real. 13. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex. 14. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you. 15. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go. 16. You understand why "Stripes" is funny. 17. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group. 18. Your last name stays put. 19. You can leave a hotel bed unmade. 20. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you. 21. You can kill your own food. 22. The garage is all yours. 23. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 24. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment. 25. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow. 26. You never have to clean the toilet. 27. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes. 28. Sex means never worrying about your reputation: the more partners, the better. 29. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 30. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be you friend. 31. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack. 32. The National College Cheerleading Championship 33. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry. 34. You don't have to shave below your neck. 35. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every nite. 36. If you're 34 and single nobody notices. 37. You can write your name in the snow. 38. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest. 39. Everything on your face stays its original color. 40. Chocolate is just another snack. 41. You can be president. 42. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat. 43. Flowers fix everything. 44. You never have to worry about other people's feelings. 45. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours. 46. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. 47. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. 48. You can eat a banana in a hardware store. 49. You can say anything and not worry about what people think. 50. Foreplay is optional. 51. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe and you don't know what Kalvin Klein is. 52. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room. 53. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day. 54. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by. 55. You never feel compelled to waste an evening trying to stop a pal from getting laid. 56. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 57. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 58. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me. 59. The world is your urinal (You can pee anywhere). 60. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you. 61. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 62. One mood, all the time. 63. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him. 64. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle. 65. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing. 66. Same work....more pay. 67. Gray hair and wrinkles add character. 68. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment. 69. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 70. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back. 71. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory. 72. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them. 73. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift. 74. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers. 75. You can have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother. 76. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked. 77. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom. 78. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed. 79. Someday you'll be a dirty old man. 80. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "*** it!" 81. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies. 82. Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary. 83. You don't mind being a sexual object. 84. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood. 85. If something mechanical doesn't work, you can fix it or bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room. 86. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 87. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind. 88. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries. 89. Not liking certain people does not preclude having great sex with them. 90. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"
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hold up the short bus....she was a lesbian for 20 years...well how is her lover who i assume is a lesbian going to adjust to bono suddenly being a man? so is she a lesbian or a transgender? or just one fucked up person?
 
MountainMan said:
The Associated Press: Chastity Bono announces sex change

Chastity Bono announces sex change

1 hour ago

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Chastity Bono is having a sex change to become a man. A spokesman for Bono, born a girl to Sonny and Cher, says he "has made the courageous decision to honor his true identity" and began the sex-change process earlier this year.

Publicist Howard Bragman said Bono is proud of his decision and hopes "that his choice to transition will open the hearts and minds of the public regarding this issue."

The 40-year-old writer, activist and reality-TV star came out as gay 20 years ago, Bragman said.

In the book "Family Outing: A Guide to the Coming-Out Process for Gays, Lesbians, & Their Families," Bono describes the realization of being "somehow different — specifically different from who my mom expected me to be."

A message left with Cher's representatives was not immediately returned Thursday.

Bono's second book, "The End of Innocence: A Memoir," details how relationships with Joan, a lover, and Sonny and Cher changed after coming out.

In 1995, Bono posed for the cover of the gay magazine The Advocate and began working for the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD).
Click to expand...

90 ADVANTAGES OF BEING A MALE

90 ADVANTAGES OF BEING A MALE
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives. 6. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. 7. You can open all your own jars. 8. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight. 9. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind. 10. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying. 11. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 12. All your orgasms are real. 13. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex. 14. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you. 15. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go. 16. You understand why "Stripes" is funny. 17. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group. 18. Your last name stays put. 19. You can leave a hotel bed unmade. 20. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you. 21. You can kill your own food. 22. The garage is all yours. 23. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 24. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment. 25. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow. 26. You never have to clean the toilet. 27. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes. 28. Sex means never worrying about your reputation: the more partners, the better. 29. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 30. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be you friend. 31. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack. 32. The National College Cheerleading Championship 33. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry. 34. You don't have to shave below your neck. 35. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every nite. 36. If you're 34 and single nobody notices. 37. You can write your name in the snow. 38. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest. 39. Everything on your face stays its original color. 40. Chocolate is just another snack. 41. You can be president. 42. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat. 43. Flowers fix everything. 44. You never have to worry about other people's feelings. 45. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours. 46. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. 47. Three pair of shoes are more than enough. 48. You can eat a banana in a hardware store. 49. You can say anything and not worry about what people think. 50. Foreplay is optional. 51. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe and you don't know what Kalvin Klein is. 52. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room. 53. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day. 54. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by. 55. You never feel compelled to waste an evening trying to stop a pal from getting laid. 56. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 57. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 58. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me. 59. The world is your urinal (You can pee anywhere). 60. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you. 61. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 62. One mood, all the time. 63. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him. 64. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle. 65. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing. 66. Same work....more pay. 67. Gray hair and wrinkles add character. 68. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment. 69. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. 70. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back. 71. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory. 72. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them. 73. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift. 74. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers. 75. You can have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother. 76. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked. 77. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom. 78. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed. 79. Someday you'll be a dirty old man. 80. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "*** it!" 81. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies. 82. Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary. 83. You don't mind being a sexual object. 84. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood. 85. If something mechanical doesn't work, you can fix it or bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room. 86. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 87. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind. 88. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries. 89. Not liking certain people does not preclude having great sex with them. 90. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"
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Do you actually sit around and think about this shit? What a weird fucker!
 
Sex change operations have always bewildered me. Why can't people be content with what they've got?
 
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