Seth Meyers' Opening Lines

[PredFan]

Seth Meyers is proof positive that you can go far with no talent. All that is required? Great fellatio skills!!! You could put his comedic attributes on the left hand side of a sesame seed. I would rather have my eyes poked out than be forced to watch that unfunny sack of shit,

He is actually very smart and really funny. So, what does that make you.

I only vaguely have the sense that I've heard of him. If he actually was funny, I'd have heard of him.

He was on Saturday Night Live and he has his own late night chat show. Obviously this got past you.

SNL hasn’t been funny in decades, and having your own show doesn’t make you funny. Sorry.