Seriously, not kidding. Is there a lady here who wants to make a quick 50 bucks?

[Midnight Marauder]

I need a female who can sing almost halfway decent, to cut a track for me. I am not kidding, the gig pays $50.

All the work will be done at your home, on your computer, at your leisure. You need only a halfway decent microphone, and a way to record your voice along with music I will provide. Audacity is a free program you can use to accomplish this.

SERIOUS inquiries, hit me via PM please.

The rest of you jokers out there, have fun with the thread title. But remember -- it got your fucking attention, right?

 

[strollingbones]

i cant sing worth a damn.....

 

[Luissa]

I could use 50 bucks but I can't sing to save my life.

 

[Midnight Marauder]

i cant sing worth a damn.....

Do you know anyone who can?

And hey Bonez, I can't sing worth squat either but you don't see that little detail stopping me!

 

[Midnight Marauder]

I could use 50 bucks but I can't sing to save my life.

Find me someone who can and I'll give you a finder's fee.

 

[Luissa]

I will ask my friend, she is good. I have no clue if she has a microphone????

 

[AllieBaba]

Either I or my daughter could, but I don't have the technology.

Daughter sang at church a few weeks ago, btw, and did pretty well for a little thing.

 

[xotoxi]

Does this mean that you don't know any women in real life?

 

[Midnight Marauder]

Either I or my daughter could, but I don't have the technology.

Daughter sang at church a few weeks ago, btw, and did pretty well for a little thing.

Only technology needed is a computer and the Audacity program, and a mic.

Audacity here: Audacity: Free Audio Editor and Recorder

Does this mean that you don't know any women in real life?

It means I know none that could or would sing.

 

[AllieBaba]

I don't have the audacity program or the mic, I'm afraid.
Whoa nelly, I didn't know the program was free. I'll look at it when I get home tonight.
The mic holds me up, though. I don't get into town often enough, and when i do I'm always broke. This will continue through the spring.

 

[Midnight Marauder]

I don't have the audacity program or the mic, I'm afraid.

Don't be afraid. Just acquire them.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

My daughter would love this, but she isn't here until Saturday.

 

[Paulie]

It will probably COST someone about $50 to get a mic worth recording vocals with.

I do post production mix-downs myself, and there's nothing worse than trying to mix a track with a dirty vocal recording.

Unless it's just something for shits and giggles and you don't care about the quality of the vocals. Then I guess ANY mic would do.

 

[Anguille]

I need a female who can sing almost halfway decent, to cut a track for me. I am not kidding, the gig pays $50.

All the work will be done at your home, on your computer, at your leisure. You need only a halfway decent microphone, and a way to record your voice along with music I will provide. Audacity is a free program you can use to accomplish this.

SERIOUS inquiries, hit me via PM please.

The rest of you jokers out there, have fun with the thread title. But remember -- it got your fucking attention, right?

I've heard that line before. No dice.

 

[Midnight Marauder]

It will probably COST someone about $50 to get a mic worth recording vocals with.

I do post production mix-downs myself, and there's nothing worse than trying to mix a track with a dirty vocal recording.

Unless it's just something for shits and giggles and you don't care about the quality of the vocals. Then I guess ANY mic would do.

If you sampled any of my previous work, you would know that quality of the vocals isn't a major concern.

Link in my siggy is an example.

 

[Midnight Marauder]

My daughter would love this, but she isn't here until Saturday.

Might not have this gig filled then, so bring it up with her please!

 

[PixieStix]

Can't carry a tune in a bucket

 

[Midnight Marauder]

Can't carry a tune in a bucket

Me either!