I need a female who can sing almost halfway decent, to cut a track for me. I am not kidding, the gig pays $50. All the work will be done at your home, on your computer, at your leisure. You need only a halfway decent microphone, and a way to record your voice along with music I will provide. Audacity is a free program you can use to accomplish this. SERIOUS inquiries, hit me via PM please. The rest of you jokers out there, have fun with the thread title. But remember -- it got your fucking attention, right?