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[QuickHitCurepon]

We begin with a word supplied by the previous post.

I'll pick one to start us off.

made

The only requirement is this word needs to be used twice and back to back. Also, try to make an interesting, funny and/or stupid sentence.

Here goes:

The food was quickly made made of the finest ingredients.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

There's always someone in a crowd smiling, smiling about a fart he just had that no one smelled.

When my girl friend and I jumped in the river, brimming with deep water, water made my bathing suit slip down a little.

She jumped over the puddle on the sidewalk, while holding her dress down, down by the waves of the ocean.

Later, she changed her mind and, while sharing a milk shake together, HE feels better, better than a freshly milked cow.

Now, he was happy and walking faster, faster than ever before!

She wasn't the only one who saw, saw it all!

Self-interest, interest in self-fulfillment seems to be the way people go and to find someone willing to sacrifice is rare indeed.

In general, general rules apply, but for the mariner, marine rules apply.

The traveling salesman decided to really take advantage of his advantage and stick a stick-in-the-mud.

She decided to really take advantage of her advantage and stick a stick in the mud.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

When we brought her the cake, she was lapping, lapping the frosting like a dog.