Attention everyone. In recent years, many Americans have started referring to Arabic terrorists as "Towel Heads" due to the towel-like piece of clothing they wear on their head. This connotation is highly inflammatory and insulting. The terrorists would like to point out that their head covering is not a towel at all, but rather a little sheet. Accordingly, please update your language to reflect this by referring to Arabic terrorists not as "Towel Heads," but rather "Little Sheet Heads." Thank you.