Sensitivity Update

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  1. The ClayTaurus
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    Attention everyone. In recent years, many Americans have started referring to Arabic terrorists as "Towel Heads" due to the towel-like piece of clothing they wear on their head. This connotation is highly inflammatory and insulting. The terrorists would like to point out that their head covering is not a towel at all, but rather a little sheet.

    Accordingly, please update your language to reflect this by referring to Arabic terrorists not as "Towel Heads," but rather "Little Sheet Heads."

    Thank you.
     
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    Personally, just call them terrorists or Muslims.
     
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    Good one.
     
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    I call 'em ragheads. It's even more insensitive than towelhead, yet at the same time more accurate.
     
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    Hey Clay...........Good One, but give me a warning next time. Just spewed milk and cookies all over 'puter!!! :banana:
     
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    It's in the humor forum!
     
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    If you didn't get the joke, you might need to say it out loud to get it...
     
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    That it is!!! But I wasn't visiting the humor forum. I come on board and just look at all the new posts and don't even bother with which forum they are in. I just had completed a few posts regarding terrorism and opened yours up thinking it was about a sensitive poster. Imagine my surprise!!!

    I love it when something makes me snort because it's so totally unexpected!!!!

    Thanks again! :teeth:
     
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    yeah, but Camel-Jockey is funnier
     
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    LOL. Little Sheet Heads. I prefer Islamofascists.
     

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