See you on the bus

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    To save the economy, on October 30, 2011 the Government will announce that they are ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.

    Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home!

    I started crying when I thought of you...



    .....see you on the bus.
     
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    :clap2:

    I was talking with an old friend just a while ago and lost my train of thought and it was a good conversation (I think) so I looked at my friend and asked him to nudge me.

    He had also forgotten.

    We both burst out laughing. :lol:
     
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WUUnc1M0TA"]Logan's Run (trailer) - YouTube[/ame]​
     
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    They say when you get old that memory is the first thing you lose. I forget what they said was second.
     
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    Done that!

    I also enjoy seeing my best friend holding the menu as far as her arms will reach. I flip mine around and grin. She's like "Bitch." :D
     

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