i've never had my arse repped before.
heh... (I just made me laugh).
and of course you'll miss us....
silly.
I just repped your arse! Did you enjoy it?
thoroughly!
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See You in May Bootneck~
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thoroughly!
Xenophon
Gone and forgotten
Time to be serious, let's not forget what he's fighting for:
Black Lingerie! Now that's worth fighting for!!!!!!
It's all about motivation.
Bootneck-- Stay safe and I hope you will return with your sense of humor completely intact.
random3434
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Watch these Royal Marines! 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1EH6vkJugs&feature=channel_page]YouTube - Royal Marines Lands End Long Jump ..Behind The Lines[/ame]
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1EH6vkJugs&feature=channel_page]YouTube - Royal Marines Lands End Long Jump ..Behind The Lines[/ame]
Gunny
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Our favorite Royal Marine and good friend Bootneck is leaving for another tour to Afghanistan on Monday.
Let's send good thoughts his way, prayers, well wishes, and some good jokes before he goes.
He has brought a lot of laughter to us on here, and he will be greatly missed.
Keep your head down Marine, do your tasks you are sent there for, and come back home safe to us!
NEVER say "goodbye" to a Marine.
See ya on your return, bud. Luck and God be with you.
Coloradomtnman
Rational and proud of it.
You can tell this one in the tent while avoiding RPGs -just change the words to reflect your culture better:
A man is sitting at the bar watching the last game of the world series (or whatever they call the championship cricket game). They've just gotten finished singing the National Anthem (or God save the Queen for you limies) on the tv. This guy is already drunk and he turns to the bartender and says:
"I betcha $50 (or quid) I can fart the National Anthem.
The bartender seeing an easy $50 readily accepts the drunk man's bet.
The man shakes the bartender's hand, stands up on the bar stool, climbs up on the bar and drops his pants.
The bartender, feeling good about the $50 doesn't object.
Then the man drops his underwear (knickers for you English types!).
The bartender is about to object when the man bends over and takes a huge, steaming shit right on the bar.
The bartender, shocked, yells, "What the fuck are you doing?!"
The man replies:
"Just clearing my throat."
A man is sitting at the bar watching the last game of the world series (or whatever they call the championship cricket game). They've just gotten finished singing the National Anthem (or God save the Queen for you limies) on the tv. This guy is already drunk and he turns to the bartender and says:
"I betcha $50 (or quid) I can fart the National Anthem.
The bartender seeing an easy $50 readily accepts the drunk man's bet.
The man shakes the bartender's hand, stands up on the bar stool, climbs up on the bar and drops his pants.
The bartender, feeling good about the $50 doesn't object.
Then the man drops his underwear (knickers for you English types!).
The bartender is about to object when the man bends over and takes a huge, steaming shit right on the bar.
The bartender, shocked, yells, "What the fuck are you doing?!"
The man replies:
"Just clearing my throat."
Stay safe Bootneck. Hope you get a few minutes now and then to check in and let us know how you're doing.
You sure are sweet and I hate to see you go back over there but some of you guys just have it in you.
Take good care.
You sure are sweet and I hate to see you go back over there but some of you guys just have it in you.
Take good care.
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Tightwad....Our favorite Royal Marine and good friend Bootneck is leaving for another tour to Afghanistan on Monday.
He has brought a lot of laughter to us on here, and he will be greatly missed.
He will be TEMPORARILY missed, for he will rejoin us when he returns.
Best of luck, man!
And here is a little something to bring with you that will make you the envy of all your fellow marines...
It's called a toothbrush.
Here ya go Bootneck...and extra batteries too..
We will try to stay smiling until we read your jokes again. Stay safe.
Annie
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Bootneck knows that EZ and I have a rivalry of who will play Mrs. Robinson to his young Dustin Hoffman like good looks. While the two of us come from opposite ends of the political spectrum, our respect for those that are willing to fight for our way of life are equal. On this particular marine, a lobsterback no less, we feel a joint concern. We both send our prayers with so many others.
Our Royal Marine, take care and keep your head down. We love you!
Our Royal Marine, take care and keep your head down. We love you!
Annie
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Tightwad....Our favorite Royal Marine and good friend Bootneck is leaving for another tour to Afghanistan on Monday.
He has brought a lot of laughter to us on here, and he will be greatly missed.
He will be TEMPORARILY missed, for he will rejoin us when he returns.
Best of luck, man!
And here is a little something to bring with you that will make you the envy of all your fellow marines...
It's called a toothbrush.
Here ya go Bootneck...and extra batteries too..
We will try to stay smiling until we read your jokes again. Stay safe.
Ohhh, that's my toothbrush. I guess I win, EZ!
Tightwad....Our favorite Royal Marine and good friend Bootneck is leaving for another tour to Afghanistan on Monday.
He has brought a lot of laughter to us on here, and he will be greatly missed.
He will be TEMPORARILY missed, for he will rejoin us when he returns.
Best of luck, man!
And here is a little something to bring with you that will make you the envy of all your fellow marines...
It's called a toothbrush.
Here ya go Bootneck...and extra batteries too..
We will try to stay smiling until we read your jokes again. Stay safe.
Are you looking for a CONTEST???
Let's RUMBLE!!!
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Keep your straps tightened, your head down, and watch out for your comrades. Be safe and come home safe. Best fortune that.
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Duh, what's he gonna do with that polish his arse....Tightwad....He will be TEMPORARILY missed, for he will rejoin us when he returns.
Best of luck, man!
And here is a little something to bring with you that will make you the envy of all your fellow marines...
It's called a toothbrush.
Here ya go Bootneck...and extra batteries too..
We will try to stay smiling until we read your jokes again. Stay safe.
Are you looking for a CONTEST???
Let's RUMBLE!!!
random3434
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Our favorite Royal Marine and good friend Bootneck is leaving for another tour to Afghanistan on Monday.
Let's send good thoughts his way, prayers, well wishes, and some good jokes before he goes.
He has brought a lot of laughter to us on here, and he will be greatly missed.
Keep your head down Marine, do your tasks you are sent there for, and come back home safe to us!
Bootneck has 13 more hours until he deploys to Afghanistan.
God Speed. You are in my thoughts and prayers always.
Xenophon
Gone and forgotten
The RN has sparred no expense on your transport boot, so get to it!
STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!
STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!
Xenophon
Gone and forgotten
And now the regiment is marching off, strike up the band!
QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK MARCH!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSXbj2owa-A]YouTube - Royal Navy Reserve - RNR100 Centennial Parade - Heart of Oak[/ame]
QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK MARCH!
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSXbj2owa-A]YouTube - Royal Navy Reserve - RNR100 Centennial Parade - Heart of Oak[/ame]
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