- Sep 22, 2013
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Imagine a robot named Scourge lands on Earth and explores the consumerism/tourism symbolism associated with SeaWorld. Would he conclude 'TrumpUSA' is a tower of hygiene?
What do you think?
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"My name is Scourge. I'm an A.I. (Artificial Intelligence) robot from the planet Cybertron, which is a faraway planet inhabited only by robots. I landed on Earth's moon two weeks ago and built a fortress with equipment enabling me to observe the activities of human civilization --- of 'TrumpUSA'(!). I became fascinated by humanity's interest in commerce, traffic, and imagination. I decided to investigate the capitalism-symbolism of the American aqua-animalia theme-park SeaWorld (San Diego, California). The tourism and marketing/fanfare surrounding SeaWorld suggests that 'TrumpUSA' is some kind of 'tower' of commercial ingenuity for humanity, encouraging groups to build forms of lifestyle contracts (e.g., MTV)."
SCOURGE: Are you a fan of SeaWorld, Mr. President?
TRUMP: I'm a fan of Disneyland and Great Adventure!
SCOURGE: Do you like aquariums and zoos at all?
TRUMP: I prefer race-tracks and museums.
SCOURGE: Well, SeaWorld is a beacon of tourism and life.
TRUMP: Yes, it's a symbol of traffic and human imagination!
SCOURGE: SeaWorld seems to be fertile to be a 'capitalism podium.'
TRUMP: Sure, the marketing surrounding SeaWorld reveals ingenuity.
SCOURGE: And interests in eco-conservationism.
TRUMP: Sure; the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation is eco-activism fanfare.
SCOURGE: Celebrities espousing eco-activism seems 'symbolic.'
TRUMP: It's symbolic for our capitalism/consumerism world (e.g., MTV)!
SCOURGE: Do you know why I'm here on Earth?
TRUMP: I assume Cybertronians wanted info on Earth activities...
SCOURGE: I'm impresses your 'SeaWorld' is a beacon of great optimism.
TRUMP: We try to blend consumerism with lifestyle in America (and Earth!).
SCOURGE: SeaWorld is therefore a 'badge of wisdom.'
TRUMP: I guess it is; it's certainly a 'sign of design.'
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What do you think?
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"My name is Scourge. I'm an A.I. (Artificial Intelligence) robot from the planet Cybertron, which is a faraway planet inhabited only by robots. I landed on Earth's moon two weeks ago and built a fortress with equipment enabling me to observe the activities of human civilization --- of 'TrumpUSA'(!). I became fascinated by humanity's interest in commerce, traffic, and imagination. I decided to investigate the capitalism-symbolism of the American aqua-animalia theme-park SeaWorld (San Diego, California). The tourism and marketing/fanfare surrounding SeaWorld suggests that 'TrumpUSA' is some kind of 'tower' of commercial ingenuity for humanity, encouraging groups to build forms of lifestyle contracts (e.g., MTV)."
SCOURGE: Are you a fan of SeaWorld, Mr. President?
TRUMP: I'm a fan of Disneyland and Great Adventure!
SCOURGE: Do you like aquariums and zoos at all?
TRUMP: I prefer race-tracks and museums.
SCOURGE: Well, SeaWorld is a beacon of tourism and life.
TRUMP: Yes, it's a symbol of traffic and human imagination!
SCOURGE: SeaWorld seems to be fertile to be a 'capitalism podium.'
TRUMP: Sure, the marketing surrounding SeaWorld reveals ingenuity.
SCOURGE: And interests in eco-conservationism.
TRUMP: Sure; the Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation is eco-activism fanfare.
SCOURGE: Celebrities espousing eco-activism seems 'symbolic.'
TRUMP: It's symbolic for our capitalism/consumerism world (e.g., MTV)!
SCOURGE: Do you know why I'm here on Earth?
TRUMP: I assume Cybertronians wanted info on Earth activities...
SCOURGE: I'm impresses your 'SeaWorld' is a beacon of great optimism.
TRUMP: We try to blend consumerism with lifestyle in America (and Earth!).
SCOURGE: SeaWorld is therefore a 'badge of wisdom.'
TRUMP: I guess it is; it's certainly a 'sign of design.'
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