Scarlet Letters for Teen Drivers

[Zoom-boing]

Young drivers are a hazard.

And if I were a cop, I'd go out of my way to break their balls unmercifully. Make them think twice about getting behind the wheel.

Them and litterers.

If they don't get behind the wheel and experience all different types of driving situations they will never learn how to become good drivers. Everyone has to start somewhere. . . . .

Litterers should be shot.

 

[George Costanza]

That's why cops will oftentimes follow the car. Do you really think you'd win an illegal stop by somehow proving that you didn't perform a rolling stop or that you didn't come too close to the midline?

You can be pulled over anytime that a cop wants to pull you over, and there is nothing you can do about it.

Of course. That doesn't make it right, however. And there are things you can do about it, legally.

 

[Mr Natural]

I can usually spot the teen drivers a few blocks away by the low frequency bumpity bumpity sounds.

That and the cell phone stuck to the sides of their heads.