I make magnets & sell them so I have quite a collection of sayings. Tho't I'd share a few. * Make someone happy. Mind your own business! * If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. * Screw the Golden Years. * A good day is when the shit hits the fan & I have time to duck. * Being near you gives me butterflies. No wait-----that's nausea. * March isn't the only thing-in like a lion out like a lamb. * If I want your opinon I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms. * My girlfriend called me a pervert. Such a big word for a girl of nine. * I drink coffee for YOUR protection. * You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not a professional anymore. * Ain't been there. Don't wanna do that. * Suck it? Naw--I tend to choke on small things. * Which is worse ignorance or apathy? Don't know, don't care.