Sayings

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  1. Joz
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    I make magnets & sell them so I have quite a collection of sayings. Tho't I'd share a few.

    * Make someone happy. Mind your own business!
    * If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
    * Screw the Golden Years.
    * A good day is when the shit hits the fan & I have time to duck.
    * Being near you gives me butterflies. No wait-----that's nausea.
    * March isn't the only thing-in like a lion out like a lamb.
    * If I want your opinon I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
    * My girlfriend called me a pervert. Such a big word for a girl of nine.
    * I drink coffee for YOUR protection.
    * You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not a professional anymore.
    * Ain't been there. Don't wanna do that.
    * Suck it? Naw--I tend to choke on small things.
    * Which is worse ignorance or apathy? Don't know, don't care.
     
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    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap: :cof:
     

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