Saturday Night and SEX related Evenings..

[Lumpy 1]

Well... I'd say it's winter..

Time to bundle up with your lover..

Me.. I like roaring fire, a fine bottle of wine, some heart warming food, light volumed.. lovers music and my fabulous wife of course, it's kinda lonely otherwise...

Oh.. and a bear skin rug.. well, the couch works too....I don't have a bear skin rug...

 

[Lumpy 1]

Sheesh.. talk about lonely.. this threads going nowhere....

 

[The Infidel]

My wife works the next 3 nights so Im going to be lonely

Wait...I do have beer, so I will be OK



Bear skin rug





Oh my.... 8001 posts!!!! Woo Hoo..... Im a loser on a messageboard

 

[AquaAthena]

Sheesh.. talk about lonely.. this threads going nowhere....

I think it sounds very romantic and sweet. You covered it all well.... I would only add, some whipped cream and voila`!

 

[Ernie S.]

Well... I'd say it's winter..

Time to bundle up with your lover..

Me.. I like roaring fire, a fine bottle of wine, some heart warming food, light volumed.. lovers music and my fabulous wife of course, it's kinda lonely otherwise...

Oh.. and a bear skin rug.. well, the couch works too....I don't have a bear skin rug...

I have the bear skin rug, but no fireplace.

 

[The Infidel]

Well... I'd say it's winter..

Time to bundle up with your lover..

Me.. I like roaring fire, a fine bottle of wine, some heart warming food, light volumed.. lovers music and my fabulous wife of course, it's kinda lonely otherwise...

Oh.. and a bear skin rug.. well, the couch works too....I don't have a bear skin rug...

I have the bear skin rug, but no fireplace.

You ever trip on the head, and get a bear tooth to the toe

 

[Lumpy 1]

Sheesh.. talk about lonely.. this threads going nowhere....

I think it sounds very romantic and sweet. You covered it all well.... I would only add, some whipped cream and voila`!

.. Gads.. time to start the fire...

 

[AquaAthena]

Sheesh.. talk about lonely.. this threads going nowhere....

I think it sounds very romantic and sweet. You covered it all well.... I would only add, some whipped cream and voila`!

.. Gads.. time to start the fire...

Yes, start the fire and off with the lights and all fabric.....

 

[Lumpy 1]

Well... I'd say it's winter..

Time to bundle up with your lover..

Me.. I like roaring fire, a fine bottle of wine, some heart warming food, light volumed.. lovers music and my fabulous wife of course, it's kinda lonely otherwise...

Oh.. and a bear skin rug.. well, the couch works too....I don't have a bear skin rug...

I have the bear skin rug, but no fireplace.

mmm quite a conundrum... maybe buy one of them there Amish heaters, perhaps it might add a tad of guilt...more fun..

 

[Lumpy 1]

I think it sounds very romantic and sweet. You covered it all well.... I would only add, some whipped cream and voila`!

.. Gads.. time to start the fire...

Yes, start the fire and off with the lights and all fabric.....

You do realize your torturing me...right...

 

[AquaAthena]

.. Gads.. time to start the fire...

Yes, start the fire and off with the lights and all fabric.....

You do realize your torturing me...right...

You won't need the Viagra, now?????

 

[Lumpy 1]

Yes, start the fire and off with the lights and all fabric.....

You do realize your torturing me...right...

You won't need the Viagra, now?????

.... aaaah nope... Thank God for imagination..

 

[Ernie S.]

Well... I'd say it's winter..

Time to bundle up with your lover..

Me.. I like roaring fire, a fine bottle of wine, some heart warming food, light volumed.. lovers music and my fabulous wife of course, it's kinda lonely otherwise...

Oh.. and a bear skin rug.. well, the couch works too....I don't have a bear skin rug...

I have the bear skin rug, but no fireplace.

You ever trip on the head, and get a bear tooth to the toe

Tooth in the toe? Well I did get my foot stuck in the mouth once. Had to take a quick body count.

 

[The Infidel]

I have the bear skin rug, but no fireplace.

You ever trip on the head, and get a bear tooth to the toe

Tooth in the toe? Well I did get my foot stuck in the mouth once. Had to take a quick body count.

 

[Lumpy 1]

mmm some romantics but eunuchs comes to mind...

 

[Ringel05]

Well... I'd say it's winter..

Time to bundle up with your lover..

Me.. I like roaring fire, a fine bottle of wine, some heart warming food, light volumed.. lovers music and my fabulous wife of course, it's kinda lonely otherwise...

Oh.. and a bear skin rug.. well, the couch works too....I don't have a bear skin rug...

Time to bundle up with your porcelain..

Me.. I like a high fiber meal, a fine bottle of Exl-ax, some intestinal cleansing food, high volumed.. Mussorgsky music and my fabulous toilet of course, it's kinda messy otherwise...

Oh.. and a roll of TP.. well, sanitary wipes work too.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCEDfZgDPS8&feature=related]Mussorgsky - Night On Bald Mountain - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Lumpy 1]

Well... I'd say it's winter..

Time to bundle up with your lover..

Me.. I like roaring fire, a fine bottle of wine, some heart warming food, light volumed.. lovers music and my fabulous wife of course, it's kinda lonely otherwise...

Oh.. and a bear skin rug.. well, the couch works too....I don't have a bear skin rug...

Time to bundle up with your porcelain..

Me.. I like a high fiber meal, a fine bottle of Exl-ax, some intestinal cleansing food, high volumed.. Mussorgsky music and my fabulous toilet of course, it's kinda messy otherwise...

Oh.. and a roll of TP.. well, sanitary wipes work too.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCEDfZgDPS8&feature=related]Mussorgsky - Night On Bald Mountain - YouTube[/ame]

Oh.. Ringel.. Ringel..Ringel .. what are we to do with You....

Great stuff, my friend...

 

[Lumpy 1]

Oh phooey..

 

[editec]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cthQtg5SI40&feature=fvst]Antonio Carlos Jobim - Corcovado (Quiet Nights Of Quiet Stars) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Colin]

Well... I'd say it's winter..

Time to bundle up with your lover..

Me.. I like roaring fire, a fine bottle of wine, some heart warming food, light volumed.. lovers music and my fabulous wife of course, it's kinda lonely otherwise...

Oh.. and a bear skin rug.. well, the couch works too....I don't have a bear skin rug...

Careful on the wine else come the moment you'll find it's like trying to thumb a marshmallow into a kid's moneybox.