Satan Thy Name is Paul Ryan

[LogikAndReazon]

Paul Ryan wants to hurt you.

Oh, sure, he may seem nice, but that’s only a mask.

In reality, this wonky honky is “a soulless predator” who is either “a pathological liar or mentally ill.” He is also a “sociopath” who “evinces a total unconcern with the pain, poverty and illness of millions of people.” His demon heart harbors “A rage against women, a rage against immigrants, a rage against workers, a rage against gays, a rage against the poor, a rage against the environment,” and he aligns himself with fanatical pigs who “seek to march civil rights back to the Dark Ages.”

His sad, puppy-dog eyes mask the soul of a moral degenerate who gets a sick thrill out of “beating up on the poor.” Beneath the veneer of sensible frugality beats the heart of a murderous sadist “trying his damnedest to injure” lesser beings and “rain misery upon the heads of millions of Americans.”

“Paul Ryan is obviously smarter than Sarah Palin, so they can’t attack him for being a Mongolian idiot.”
Paul Ryan is a pickpocket, an extremist, and a selfish, selfish man. He “enjoys punching animals for the sake of punching animals” and will potentially kill one of the remaining Beatles.

Because he’s a sick person, he seeks to slash, rip, cut, gore, impale, and eviscerate the social safety net. In keeping with his twisted torture fantasies, this fanatical extremist wants to personally harm the elderly. This “zombie-eyed granny-starver” would like nothing better than to push your grandmother off a cliff and lock senior citizens inside a Denny’s and set it ablaze.

Paul Ryan fears homosexuals and “DEFENDS HATE.” Rumor has it that he wants all gay people to eat AIDS sandwiches and donate their T cells to their local Christian charity.

When it comes to gender politics, he prefers to “Let Women Die.” He is fundamentally “anti-women.” He hates women so much he scares them to death. He is pro-rape and is only against abortion because he prefers the taste of newborn babies to that of fetuses.

Paul Ryan is on record as a shameless acolyte of the unconscionably sociopathic Ayn Rand, although he is “little more than Ayn Rand in Christian drag” and shows a frat boy’s “arrested-development reaction to reading Ayn Rand.” As every politically mature and socially aware adult knows, “rugged individualism” rather than “abject whining dependency” is the hallmark of an adolescent mind. Self-interest is bad, and it’s not as if welfare parasites are acting in their own interest. After all, it takes a village to keep everyone on antidepressants, and it’s not as if Karl Marx’s philosophical musings led to far more dead bodies than Ayn Rand’s…right?



Satan, Thy Name is Paul Ryan - Taki's Magazine

 

[8537]

Sounds an awful lot like the over-the-top rightwing descriptions of Obama.

 

[bucs90]

Ryan reminds me of the guys called "City Administrators" that cities and towns are going to. They are hired, not elected, and hide in their offices from 9-5. They slash benefits, reduce pay raises, freeze positions, do layoffs, furloughs, institute mandatory wellness programs, etc, basically piss off everyone and change their lifestyle.

They aren't necessarily bad people. They likely aren't very sentimental people either. They are given a spreadsheet with numbers, and told "Make this number become this number by any means necessary".

He is what he is: A hatchet man.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Ryan reminds me of the guys called "City Administrators" that cities and towns are going to. They are hired, not elected, and hide in their offices from 9-5. They slash benefits, reduce pay raises, freeze positions, do layoffs, furloughs, institute mandatory wellness programs, etc, basically piss off everyone and change their lifestyle.

They aren't necessarily bad people. They likely aren't very sentimental people either. They are given a spreadsheet with numbers, and told "Make this number become this number by any means necessary".

He is what he is: A hatchet man.

You're not very bright, are you?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Sounds an awful lot like the over-the-top rightwing descriptions of Obama.

Paul Ryan never ate a dog

 

[LogikAndReazon]

FACT: Paul Ryan is rich and white. The worst thing in the world is to be rich and white, which is why most of the world’s immigrants flock to poor black countries.

FACT: Paul Ryan proposed legislation requiring every American woman to carry a copy of Atlas Shrugged inside her vagina.

FACT: Paul Ryan voted against the DREAM Act because he hates Mexicans as well as Mexican cuisine, although it’s true he once wore an ironic sombrero at a frat party. Under Ryan’s so-called “budget plan,” every Mexican family would be allotted only one bean to share among themselves daily, although for Christmas they’d receive a slightly stale corn tortilla courtesy of the state.

FACT: Paul Ryan would take great personal pleasure in seeing you suffer.

We’re only joshing and being playful scamps, of course. We’re merely making sport of the hyperbolic progressive backlash against Mitt Romney’s newly whelped running mate. Paul Ryan is obviously smarter than Sarah Palin, so they can’t attack him for being a Mongolian idiot. So the tack they’ve taken is that he may not be dumb, but he is EVIL—so evil that you have to draw out those syllables—he is EEEEE-VILLLLL!

Despite their pretense of intellectual superiority, many progs seem incapable of understanding that ad-hominem attacks are among the most basic and pervasive of logical fallacies. They seem blind to the possibility that many people may simply disagree with them, and thus they recast simple ideological disagreements as fundamental character flaws, as shit stains on the soul’s underwear.

Therefore, Paul Ryan can’t possibly hold certain beliefs because he thinks they’re right; it’s because he’s a bad, bad, bad, evil, evil, evil, EVIL man. Using their Magical Progressive Crystal Ball, they are able to peer inside the wretched, rotting souls of those who may simply see things differently. They are soothsaying truth-seekers, or at least truth-saying soothseekers.

They can’t swallow life as it is, so they focus on what ought to be. There is no “debt bomb,” and even if there was, we have experts who can simply write it off.

In reality, Paul Ryan is not as “extreme” as many leftists fear or many rightists may wish. He’s not against government spending when it comes to fighting useless imperialistic wars, bailing out banks, or jailing recreational drug users. He is—surprise, surprise—more a politician than an ideologue. Despite how he’s being painted, even the Randians and the Birchers disown him.

The main problem with politics is that it’s typically framed as a tacky and half-assed moral struggle rather than a logical debate on what works and what doesn’t. And until we learn to focus on “true and false” rather than “right and wrong,” our two major parties offer nothing more than a choice of whether you wanna wear a blue or red jumpsuit when we all fall off a cliff.



Satan, Thy Name is Paul Ryan - Taki's Magazine

 

[Listening]

I'm voting for Satan.

 

[Lakhota]

Ryan has the cold eyes of a cobra - just like Romney.

This is just my read, but when I see Romney, what comes across to me is thinly veiled hostility.

This is someone who is used to getting his way. He does not respond well when he doesn’t. He’s the boss who says that he values your input, but if you contradict him or his goals he will not hesitate to fire you or (better yet) see to it that you get fired. There is a coldness, a calculation about him. He is a man of action, a man who will do what needs to be done. If what needs to be done involves hiding a few bodies, he will find the most effective way to do so.

The façade of good humor, bonhomie and “man of the people” is a paper mask. The eyes looking out of it have all of the warmth and kindness of a cobra.

You’re absolutely right the women are creeped out by him. This isn’t the serial rapist or dangerous drunken frat boy. He’s the guy who would dismiss your thoughts and opinions and remove your autonomy under the guise of loving you. He’s the guy who would tell you, “Trust me. I know what I’m doing. Don’t worry your pretty little head about this,” and mean it.

Tuesdays with Moron: Chatological Humor Update - The Washington Post

 

[Listening]

Ryan has the cold eyes of a cobra - just like Romney.

This is just my read, but when I see Romney, what comes across to me is thinly veiled hostility.

This is someone who is used to getting his way. He does not respond well when he doesn’t. He’s the boss who says that he values your input, but if you contradict him or his goals he will not hesitate to fire you or (better yet) see to it that you get fired. There is a coldness, a calculation about him. He is a man of action, a man who will do what needs to be done. If what needs to be done involves hiding a few bodies, he will find the most effective way to do so.

The façade of good humor, bonhomie and “man of the people” is a paper mask. The eyes looking out of it have all of the warmth and kindness of a cobra.

You’re absolutely right the women are creeped out by him. This isn’t the serial rapist or dangerous drunken frat boy. He’s the guy who would dismiss your thoughts and opinions and remove your autonomy under the guise of loving you. He’s the guy who would tell you, “Trust me. I know what I’m doing. Don’t worry your pretty little head about this,” and mean it.

Tuesdays with Moron: Chatological Humor Update - The Washington Post

And you have the brain of an earwig.

 

[buckeye45_73]

Ryan reminds me of the guys called "City Administrators" that cities and towns are going to. They are hired, not elected, and hide in their offices from 9-5. They slash benefits, reduce pay raises, freeze positions, do layoffs, furloughs, institute mandatory wellness programs, etc, basically piss off everyone and change their lifestyle.

They aren't necessarily bad people. They likely aren't very sentimental people either. They are given a spreadsheet with numbers, and told "Make this number become this number by any means necessary".

He is what he is: A hatchet man.

Oh the conservative that hated the police payment, but now he's pro gay and pro abortion...hmmmmmm

 

[Avatar4321]

Why am I not surprised that Lakhota believed the OP was serious?

 

[tinydancer]

I'm voting for Satan.

 

[buckeye45_73]

Why am I not surprised that Lakhota believed the OP was serious?

because he doesnt think, he just reacts based on his talking points and ideology.....he's such a robot

 

[Avatar4321]

Ryan has the cold eyes of a cobra - just like Romney.

This is just my read, but when I see Romney, what comes across to me is thinly veiled hostility.

This is someone who is used to getting his way. He does not respond well when he doesn’t. He’s the boss who says that he values your input, but if you contradict him or his goals he will not hesitate to fire you or (better yet) see to it that you get fired. There is a coldness, a calculation about him. He is a man of action, a man who will do what needs to be done. If what needs to be done involves hiding a few bodies, he will find the most effective way to do so.

The façade of good humor, bonhomie and “man of the people” is a paper mask. The eyes looking out of it have all of the warmth and kindness of a cobra.

You’re absolutely right the women are creeped out by him. This isn’t the serial rapist or dangerous drunken frat boy. He’s the guy who would dismiss your thoughts and opinions and remove your autonomy under the guise of loving you. He’s the guy who would tell you, “Trust me. I know what I’m doing. Don’t worry your pretty little head about this,” and mean it.

Tuesdays with Moron: Chatological Humor Update - The Washington Post

Eyes of a cobra eh? They may be wise as serpents, but they are harmless as doves.

How much communist service does one have to do to show they are compassionate? Just wondering.

 

[Chris]

Last year, Paul Ryan and Todd Akin co-sponsored the "No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act", which introduced the awesome new term "forcible rape" into our vernacular. Federal funds can only be used to pay for abortion in cases when a woman is raped; the "No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act" sought to chip away at that exception by clarifying that only pregnancies resulting from "forcible rape" would qualify for federally funded abortions. The true meaning of "forcible rape" was never clearly defined, and the term was eventually removed from the bill.

 

[buckeye45_73]

Last year, Paul Ryan and Todd Akin co-sponsored the "No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act", which introduced the awesome new term "forcible rape" into our vernacular. Federal funds can only be used to pay for abortion in cases when a woman is raped; the "No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act" sought to chip away at that exception by clarifying that only pregnancies resulting from "forcible rape" would qualify for federally funded abortions. The true meaning of "forcible rape" was never clearly defined, and the term was eventually removed from the bill.

Well do tell? I think the point is to not give abortions to people who claim rape without something there, after all the Duke Lacross team knows about being called rapists only to find out it was complete bullshit.

 

[Lakhota]

Yeah, I'm sure the House teabaggers were real concerned about the Duke Lacross team. Funny, though, I never heard them mentioned in any of the House legislation.

 

[8537]

Sounds an awful lot like the over-the-top rightwing descriptions of Obama.

Paul Ryan never ate a dog

Barak Obama never fucked a goat.

 

[Claudette]

Think I'll take Satan over Barry and his posse any day.

 

[beretta304]

Think I'll take Satan over Barry and his posse any day.

We already have him: