Sarah Palin Sucks the GOP Dry

[Synthaholic]

Sarah Palin Sucks the GOP Dry


Imagine, if you will, the Republican candidates, announced and unannounced, gasping to breathe in a small glass room with only one tiny pipe that pumps a stream of air to whomever is sucking on it. Now let us say, and why not, that a sentient machine is in charge of who gets to suck on the air pipe. That machine is a meter that measures ratings for television news networks, your CNNMSNBCFox hydra. Yesterday, Memorial Day, if you were watching a video feed from that room, you would have seen horrors.

You would have seen Tim Pawlenty, rolling on the ground, gasping, as he spent the day in Iowa, scarfing down pancakes with people at a breakfast in Waukee and then at a cookout in...oh, who the fuck cares.
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*snip*

Chances are that you heard about none of these yesterday because the ratings machine deigned that only one person could suck on the air pipe. Yes, dressed in a black helmet and black leather jacket and posed on the back of a motorcycle on the way to a bus that she's probably not even riding in to surprise stops o' history, Sarah Palin not only huffed that pipe (and all the emissions therein), but she gobbled that fucker like a champ, like a young starlet blowing Louis B. Mayer for a bit part in a Busby Berkeley musical, stealing air from fellow Republicans, from veterans, from the crazy POW/MIA-loving chumps in the Rolling Thunder thundering roll into DC.

Yeah, whether she runs or not, Palin owns the GOP, and she knows it. Supportive media will follow her because of the backwards ass people who love her. Other media will follow her to be there when she inevitably fucks up. Either way, though, no matter how much money they're raising, no matter how many YouTube videos or Facebook updates or tweets the rest of the Republican field puts out, there's only ever enough air for Sarah.
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[elvis]

I'm sure Syn wishes he was the GOP.

 

[Avatar4321]

Sarah Palin is acting as a lightening rod to Democrat criticism. In the mean time the real candidates are out there meeting the people.

Must bother Synth alot to make an entire thread about it.

 

[California Girl]

Another day, another Palin thread.

I think the limit is currently 1 pathetic whine about Palin per day, isn't it?

 

[Oddball]

 

[Big Black Dog]

Another rant concerning my secret sweetie, Sarah Palin. You sure know how to hurt a guy.

 

[Dr.House]

Has Synthia ever had an original thought?

 

[Flopper]

Palin is the only opposition candidate that will insure a big Democrat turnout.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Has Synthia ever had an original thought?

I doubt it. She says whatever the liberal Democratic chant is at the moment.

 

[The T]

Sarah Palin is acting as a lightening rod to Democrat criticism. In the mean time the real candidates are out there meeting the people.

Must bother Synth alot to make an entire thread about it.

He hates strong Conservative women because they'd beat his ass to a pulp.

 

[xsited1]

Sarah Palin Sucks the GOP Dry

 

[JimH52]

Palin is the only opposition candidate that will insure a big Democrat turnout.

Very true! Just the few days she has been rebranding herself has ignited the Dems. She is such a Dolt!

 

[Mr Natural]

She could suck my GOP dry anytime.

 

[WillowTree]

Another day, another Palin thread.

I think the limit is currently 1 pathetic whine about Palin per day, isn't it?

Do you ever listen to MSNBC? It's non stop 24/7 whine fest, they are getting a little more diverse though,, in addition to Palin they whine about Bachman, Cantor. Ryan, Rommney, errrrrrrrr, not one demonRat do they whine about.. not one.. nebbermind..

 

[Shadow]

Another day, another Palin thread.

I think the limit is currently 1 pathetic whine about Palin per day, isn't it?

Do you ever listen to MSNBC? It's non stop 24/7 whine fest, they are getting a little more diverse though,, in addition to Palin they whine about Bachman, Cantor. Ryan, Rommney, errrrrrrrr, not one demonRat do they whine about.. not one.. nebbermind..

What cracks me up is how the media talks about how irrelevant Sarah Palin is....then they try to interview her for information as to what her bus plans are and where she will show up next and why. And she refuses to tell them....which pisses them the hell off!! I love it!!!

Yet they continue to "investigate" and follow her around anyway...only to be told at the next stop the very same thing over and over and over. They are now saying she is "not a team player" because she didn't even tell the Rep party her plans(so they couldn't find out through other channels either). " Not a team player"...too funny coming from the Obama biased media.

Bunch of Bozo's...why would you follow an irrelevant person around hanging on their every word and action???

You go Sarah!!! Make those monkey's dance!

 

[Avorysuds]

The worst thing that can happen to the DNC is a no name Republican who is a fiscal conservative wins during the primaries. No "big names" have decided to join that race and that makes that all the more possible. So by all means, keep picking on the fully unelectable people like Palin who have not even entered the race, that leaves room for someone like Ron Paul to be in the top 1-3 spots.

 

[whitehall]

Sarah Palin Sucks the GOP Dry


Imagine, if you will, the Republican candidates, announced and unannounced, gasping to breathe in a small glass room with only one tiny pipe that pumps a stream of air to whomever is sucking on it. Now let us say, and why not, that a sentient machine is in charge of who gets to suck on the air pipe. That machine is a meter that measures ratings for television news networks, your CNNMSNBCFox hydra. Yesterday, Memorial Day, if you were watching a video feed from that room, you would have seen horrors.

You would have seen Tim Pawlenty, rolling on the ground, gasping, as he spent the day in Iowa, scarfing down pancakes with people at a breakfast in Waukee and then at a cookout in...oh, who the fuck cares.
​

*snip*

Chances are that you heard about none of these yesterday because the ratings machine deigned that only one person could suck on the air pipe. Yes, dressed in a black helmet and black leather jacket and posed on the back of a motorcycle on the way to a bus that she's probably not even riding in to surprise stops o' history, Sarah Palin not only huffed that pipe (and all the emissions therein), but she gobbled that fucker like a champ, like a young starlet blowing Louis B. Mayer for a bit part in a Busby Berkeley musical, stealing air from fellow Republicans, from veterans, from the crazy POW/MIA-loving chumps in the Rolling Thunder thundering roll into DC.

Yeah, whether she runs or not, Palin owns the GOP, and she knows it. Supportive media will follow her because of the backwards ass people who love her. Other media will follow her to be there when she inevitably fucks up. Either way, though, no matter how much money they're raising, no matter how many YouTube videos or Facebook updates or tweets the rest of the Republican field puts out, there's only ever enough air for Sarah.
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Say what s-holic? "Imagine you are in a small glass room with a tiny pipe"? Is this an ongoing fantasy? Palin is a breath of fresh air no matter where she goes. One of the greatest mysteries in future times will be why the feminists hate her. I'd hate to think it's all about abortion but it might be. She didn't have that little Downs Syndrome baby killed and the left hates her for it.

 

[Trajan]

Sarah Palin Sucks the GOP Dry


Imagine, if you will, the Republican candidates, announced and unannounced, gasping to breathe in a small glass room with only one tiny pipe that pumps a stream of air to whomever is sucking on it. Now let us say, and why not, that a sentient machine is in charge of who gets to suck on the air pipe. That machine is a meter that measures ratings for television news networks, your CNNMSNBCFox hydra. Yesterday, Memorial Day, if you were watching a video feed from that room, you would have seen horrors.

You would have seen Tim Pawlenty, rolling on the ground, gasping, as he spent the day in Iowa, scarfing down pancakes with people at a breakfast in Waukee and then at a cookout in...oh, who the fuck cares.
​

*snip*

Chances are that you heard about none of these yesterday because the ratings machine deigned that only one person could suck on the air pipe. Yes, dressed in a black helmet and black leather jacket and posed on the back of a motorcycle on the way to a bus that she's probably not even riding in to surprise stops o' history, Sarah Palin not only huffed that pipe (and all the emissions therein), but she gobbled that fucker like a champ, like a young starlet blowing Louis B. Mayer for a bit part in a Busby Berkeley musical, stealing air from fellow Republicans, from veterans, from the crazy POW/MIA-loving chumps in the Rolling Thunder thundering roll into DC.

Yeah, whether she runs or not, Palin owns the GOP, and she knows it. Supportive media will follow her because of the backwards ass people who love her. Other media will follow her to be there when she inevitably fucks up. Either way, though, no matter how much money they're raising, no matter how many YouTube videos or Facebook updates or tweets the rest of the Republican field puts out, there's only ever enough air for Sarah.
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your link-

The Rude Pundit

Proudly lowering the level of political discourse
The Rude Pundit


boy, have you found a home or what?

 

[Avatar4321]

your link-

The Rude Pundit

Proudly lowering the level of political discourse
The Rude Pundit


boy, have you found a home or what?

ANd how many people here are raising the level of political discourse?

 

[Jack Fate]

Sarah Palin Sucks the GOP Dry


Imagine, if you will, the Republican candidates, announced and unannounced, gasping to breathe in a small glass room with only one tiny pipe that pumps a stream of air to whomever is sucking on it. Now let us say, and why not, that a sentient machine is in charge of who gets to suck on the air pipe. That machine is a meter that measures ratings for television news networks, your CNNMSNBCFox hydra. Yesterday, Memorial Day, if you were watching a video feed from that room, you would have seen horrors.

You would have seen Tim Pawlenty, rolling on the ground, gasping, as he spent the day in Iowa, scarfing down pancakes with people at a breakfast in Waukee and then at a cookout in...oh, who the fuck cares.
​

*snip*

Chances are that you heard about none of these yesterday because the ratings machine deigned that only one person could suck on the air pipe. Yes, dressed in a black helmet and black leather jacket and posed on the back of a motorcycle on the way to a bus that she's probably not even riding in to surprise stops o' history, Sarah Palin not only huffed that pipe (and all the emissions therein), but she gobbled that fucker like a champ, like a young starlet blowing Louis B. Mayer for a bit part in a Busby Berkeley musical, stealing air from fellow Republicans, from veterans, from the crazy POW/MIA-loving chumps in the Rolling Thunder thundering roll into DC.

Yeah, whether she runs or not, Palin owns the GOP, and she knows it. Supportive media will follow her because of the backwards ass people who love her. Other media will follow her to be there when she inevitably fucks up. Either way, though, no matter how much money they're raising, no matter how many YouTube videos or Facebook updates or tweets the rest of the Republican field puts out, there's only ever enough air for Sarah.
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As long as we have useful idiots who follow Palin around and tell us how bad she is for America............funny stuff to see threads about someone who isn't even a candidate. Palin drives the left nuttier than they already are.