Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While ‘Rock-Running,’ Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

[BettyYeti]

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first.”

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) took a fall while rock-running over the weekend, and shared images of the bloody welt on her head on social media.

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first,” the former Republican vice presidential nominee wrote.

But what stood out most were not the images, but the text that accompanied them. Palin also took the opportunity to blast Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for her lack of press conferences.

“No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?” Palin wrote. “No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.”

She added:

“Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)”​

Palin then connected her injury to Clinton... sort of.

“Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks ‘what happened?’ I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.”​

Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While 'Rock-Running,' Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

Funny. Tell me she ain't nuts.

Ha.Ha. Maybe this will keep her off of FOX News for a while. She can hide out while Trump goes Down. Look at these polls holy cow.
RealClearPolitics - Election 2016 - General Election: Trump vs. Clinton

May these next ten weeks pass like a fart in a windstorm.

Please, Hil, do not blow this fucker up. All you have to do is stroke and coast, stroke and coast. This is the downhill run.

Ha.Ha. I doubt Hillary Clinton has really pulled out the WMD yet on Donald Trump--but be assured it's coming.

I hear there is a special treat planned for the debates. Hillary's people are talking to the guy that ghost wrote "The Art of the Deal" for Trump, and to psychologists to determine the best way to ring his bells. We might get to see a meltdown of biblical proportions.

That probably goes without saying. Who else says if she wasn't my kid I'd bang her, or I'm not sure if my baby (out of wedlock) daughter will have tits like her mother?

Loose cannon? That cannon is a fucking cyborg on a mission to gobsmack. He makes Palin look thoughtful and reserved!

 

[Dale Smith]

I would take Palin over Hitlery any day of the week and twice on Sunday....and since I am infinitely more informed than any leftard/Fabian socialist on this site by far? That carries some serious weight for those that are awake.

Just keepin' it real, peeps........just keepin' it real.....

 

[Dale Smith]

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first.”

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) took a fall while rock-running over the weekend, and shared images of the bloody welt on her head on social media.

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first,” the former Republican vice presidential nominee wrote.

But what stood out most were not the images, but the text that accompanied them. Palin also took the opportunity to blast Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for her lack of press conferences.

“No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?” Palin wrote. “No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.”

She added:

“Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)”​

Palin then connected her injury to Clinton... sort of.

“Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks ‘what happened?’ I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.”​

Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While 'Rock-Running,' Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

Funny. Tell me she ain't nuts.

Ha.Ha. Maybe this will keep her off of FOX News for a while. She can hide out while Trump goes Down. Look at these polls holy cow.
RealClearPolitics - Election 2016 - General Election: Trump vs. Clinton

May these next ten weeks pass like a fart in a windstorm.

Please, Hil, do not blow this fucker up. All you have to do is stroke and coast, stroke and coast. This is the downhill run.

Ha.Ha. I doubt Hillary Clinton has really pulled out the WMD yet on Donald Trump--but be assured it's coming.

I hear there is a special treat planned for the debates. Hillary's people are talking to the guy that ghost wrote "The Art of the Deal" for Trump, and to psychologists to determine the best way to ring his bells. We might get to see a meltdown of biblical proportions.

That probably goes without saying. Who else says if she wasn't my kid I'd bang her, or I'm not sure if my baby (out of wedlock) daughter will have tits like her mother?

Loose cannon? That cannon is a fucking cyborg on a mission to gobsmack. He makes Palin look thoughtful and reserved!

Seriously, STFU, you clueless klunt......you know nothing and you propose nothing of worth.

 

[HUGGY]

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first.”

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) took a fall while rock-running over the weekend, and shared images of the bloody welt on her head on social media.

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first,” the former Republican vice presidential nominee wrote.

But what stood out most were not the images, but the text that accompanied them. Palin also took the opportunity to blast Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for her lack of press conferences.

“No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?” Palin wrote. “No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.”

She added:

“Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)”​

Palin then connected her injury to Clinton... sort of.

“Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks ‘what happened?’ I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.”​

Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While 'Rock-Running,' Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

Funny. Tell me she ain't nuts.

she is 100% inbreed hillbilly stock

She has amazing skin!

I'm jealous. I wonder if she has treatments. probs.

I think she is part Native American. That's what her facial structure and the way her mind works says to me.

 

[Dale Smith]

Hey, Guno!! My old friend....we haven't had a debate in awhile. Pick a topic and let's have a good ol fashion debate/discussion....just for old times sake like we did on the old Yahoo boards. I am interested on your take about things in a serious manner. Leave the flaming rhetoric at the door and let's discuss what we are facing as a nation....you pick the topic.

 

[edthecynic]

What the hell is "rock-running"? Does it have anything to do with, "Hey, Bubba! Watch this!".

That is PC for Todd beat the crap out of her!

 

[Political Junky]

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first.”

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) took a fall while rock-running over the weekend, and shared images of the bloody welt on her head on social media.

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first,” the former Republican vice presidential nominee wrote.

But what stood out most were not the images, but the text that accompanied them. Palin also took the opportunity to blast Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for her lack of press conferences.

“No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?” Palin wrote. “No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.”

She added:

“Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)”​

Palin then connected her injury to Clinton... sort of.

“Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks ‘what happened?’ I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.”​

Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While 'Rock-Running,' Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

Funny. Tell me she ain't nuts.

Ha.Ha. Maybe this will keep her off of FOX News for a while. She can hide out while Trump goes Down. Look at these polls holy cow.
RealClearPolitics - Election 2016 - General Election: Trump vs. Clinton

May these next ten weeks pass like a fart in a windstorm.

Please, Hil, do not blow this fucker up. All you have to do is stroke and coast, stroke and coast. This is the downhill run.

Ha.Ha. I doubt Hillary Clinton has really pulled out the WMD yet on Donald Trump--but be assured it's coming.

I hear there is a special treat planned for the debates. Hillary's people are talking to the guy that ghost wrote "The Art of the Deal" for Trump, and to psychologists to determine the best way to ring his bells. We might get to see a meltdown of biblical proportions.

Good -

 

[BlueGin]

more lib compassion on display.

Compassion should be saved for those worthy of it. She ain't.

And we ain't Jesus and she is a fig tree. Please, God, may she never bear fruit again? She's already done enough damage as it is.

Hopefully you don't reproduce either. Too bad you weren't aborted.

 

[BlueGin]

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first.”

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) took a fall while rock-running over the weekend, and shared images of the bloody welt on her head on social media.

“I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first,” the former Republican vice presidential nominee wrote.

But what stood out most were not the images, but the text that accompanied them. Palin also took the opportunity to blast Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton for her lack of press conferences.

“No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?” Palin wrote. “No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin’ low to run out the clock before November, but you’re SEXIST for noticing it.”

She added:

“Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper’s middle name is “Grace”; mine isn’t.)”​

Palin then connected her injury to Clinton... sort of.

“Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc’s SuperGlue, and now any man who asks ‘what happened?’ I’ll refer to as just a mean ol’ SEXIST bully.

Glad for Hillary’s protective media’s precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we’ve got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.”​

Sarah Palin Splits Open Her Head While 'Rock-Running,' Responds With Anti-Clinton Rant

Funny. Tell me she ain't nuts.

Ha.Ha. Maybe this will keep her off of FOX News for a while. She can hide out while Trump goes Down. Look at these polls holy cow.
RealClearPolitics - Election 2016 - General Election: Trump vs. Clinton

May these next ten weeks pass like a fart in a windstorm.

Please, Hil, do not blow this fucker up. All you have to do is stroke and coast, stroke and coast. This is the downhill run.

She's probably headed for a stroke. Let's hope it's on camera.

 

[NYcarbineer]

By the looks of the posts in this thread, Palin hit her head so hard her fans got concussed.

 

[rightwinger]

I'm going to miss her starting every sentence with......
Owe-Bama

 

[Lakhota]

I'm going to miss her starting every sentence with......
Owe-Bama

Me too.

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

And true to form, the tolerant liberals come on here and gleefully post over her injuries.

Lefties are such nasty, intolerant & vile fuckers.

 

[Yousaidwhat]

How lucky for her, brain damage is impossible. It's far too late and there is far too little to concern ourselves with.

She might just be the one a knock on the head would actually be good for? Certainly everything else has been tried, and failed.

I'd hate to see your reply if she were to have died from the injury.

Are you as ugly on the outside as you are inside?

 

[Camp]

Who was throwing rocks at Sarah? Why were they throwing rocks at her?