Sarah Palin Planning A 'Coup' Against Romney At The Convention. (She Could Succeed)

[Peach]

Sarah Palin Planning A 'Coup' Against Romney At The Convention. (She Could Succeed)

Lord, it's me Dante. I know we haven't been getting along well lately, what with me denying your existence and all, but...

I know how much you like making deals. I see it all the time Ministers and Priests asking you to do this and do that, save this one, kill that one...

My request is simple:

Please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, make Sarah Palin the GOP Candidate to go up against President Obama in 2012? You do that and I promise you I will do your work and I will harass every single sinner I meet and chain a bible to their feet.

yours in sin and begging forgiveness

Dante

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Not gonna work, Romney's hair carried more votes than anything else about him. Can you imagine hour many hours it takes to get that "slicked back, but not greasy" look, and the perfect gray on the temples?