Santabama, santazero,santasotorio, santaberry

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  1. tyroneweaver
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    and santakenyan. :D
     
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    I went to get home insurance today. I asked for a standard policy and then asked if I could get protection from flood waters. I was told that for a few dollars more they could add a flood clause. I asked if I could also get protection in the event of an earthquake, and was told that for a minimal amount they could add an earthquake clause. Then I asked if a could get protection against damages from a sandstorm, and was told no. When I asked why, I was told, "Because there is no such thing as a sandy clause".
     
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    *puts hands together and makes GIANT fart noise*
     
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    Crybaby CONS at it again. And they'll be pooping their pants with envy when Obama lifts us from the depths of our Almighty Demise with a fell swoop of his magic wand, showering us all with pixie dust from above. Happy days are here again. :thup:
     
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    The jackass is a farce.

    Oh wait- he's not Romney. I remember now.

    He ain't even shit.
     

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