Santa Clause is conservative

[NoNukes]

What teachings?

The faux teachings of liberals that Jesus was really a socialist?

I'd love to hear you expand that, so I can cut it into confetti just for fun!

Jesus was certainly more of a socialist than a conservative, you should have been paying closer attention in Sunday school.

1 Corinthians, 13:13

And now stays faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.

Note: the greatest of these is 'charity'.... not government redistribution, charity. Christ wants us to give because it is the right thing to do, not have our personal responsibility to help others taken from us by others.

idiot.

That is more liberal than conservative. Try again.

 

[NoNukes]

Hee Hee Hee!

Oh I really got the left's undies in a twist about this one!

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[Two Thumbs]

Makes some good points!

In a world awash in socialism and socialist agitators (I’m looking at you, Occupy Wall Street, MSNBC…) it’s good to know at least Santa Claus is kicking it old school. That’s right, Saint Nick is a conservative through and through, in spite of the red get-up.

Think about it: Santa doesn’t distribute toys in the willy-nilly, every-one’s-a winner liberal fashion. No, sir, you have to earn your toys from him — through decent behavior. Naughty boys net no toys. If Santa were a liberal he would give everyone a toy, whether they deserved it or not, and it would be the same toy, shoddily assembled by some government bureaucrat instead of crack private-sector elfin expertise.

Which brings us to another point — Santa is obviously independently wealthy (excellent capitalist creds) and is therefore able to write off his yearly sojourn as a massive and merry act of philanthropy, perfectly in keeping with the conservative philosophy of private charity over government largesse.


And look at his girth! Santa is Michelle Obama’s worse nightmare? No carrot sticks and rice cakes for Santa; he’s a fat man and happy for it (and why not? I hear Mrs. Claus is a chubby chaser). Cookies and milk is all the fuel he needs, and God, isn’t that awesome?

And there’s his ride — a small herd of reindeer gives off plenty of CO2 emissions, trust me. I’m sure Santa’s sleigh would violate every clean air standard on the planet, but he doesn’t care. For one night a year, Santa’s sleigh the pimpinist ride around, soaring high above the invasive x-rays and cold hands of the TSA.

Santa Claus: Conservative



Great stuff! He has a point. You don't get toys if you are a bad boy or girl, sitting in your own fillth demanding other people pay your bills. You have to be a GOOD boy or girl, say your prayers and mind your mommy and daddy .

He forgot to add St. Nicholas is a Saint which means Liberals want him dead for being a Christian.

St. Nicholas Center ::: Who is St. Nicholas?

Yep, I think that clinches the argument. Santa Claus is a conservative, so OWS better start having sit ins at the North Pole!

Good lord.

Is nothing fucking sacred?

The left shits on Jesus as a socialist, so the far right has to prove Santa is a conservative?


I like most of your stuff TPS, but this is horseshit.

 

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Jesus was certainly more of a socialist than a conservative, you should have been paying closer attention in Sunday school.

1 Corinthians, 13:13

And now stays faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.

Note: the greatest of these is 'charity'.... not government redistribution, charity. Christ wants us to give because it is the right thing to do, not have our personal responsibility to help others taken from us by others.

idiot.

That is more liberal than conservative. Try again.

No, you're wrong.

'Giving' too charity is what conservatives do. 'Taking' from people and spreading it around as they see fit, after taking some off the top for themselves, is liberal.