Samson's Valentine's Day Challenge

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  1. Samson
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    This is for primarily for men, but if your a wimmin, you could try it too:

    Take a wimmin's hand, like you're shaking it, bow at the waist, and kiss it, then compliment her. (If you have a hat on, remove it first)

    I did this today because A. I'm Samson, and I do crazy shit to entertain myself; and B. Its almost Valentine's Day, and I'm feeling extra-romantic towards wimmins; and C. This wimmins really impressed the hell out of me (i.e. she's the chef at a restaurant I frequent, and she prepares excellent, off-menue orders especially for me).

    Anyway, after I'd finished lunch of pumpkin soup, and gnocci in pesto, I paid my waitress and approched the table the chef was at where she was chatting with a friend during a brief lull in the lunch-time rush. She was about to get up, when I said, "Madame, Another Culinary Triumph!" and held out my hand, which she took, I bowed down, and lightly brushed the top of her hand with my lips (guys,.... don't slobber, and don't wipe your wet nose over their hand).

    She was, astonished, but I guess she already had the question in mind, because she asked, "was there too much pesto???":redface:

    I replied, "It was Tres Magnific!" and swept out of the room.

    I realise many of you guys live in your parents' basements, hunting new posts to cut from "leftist" and "neo-con" bloggers and paste into your threads at USMB, but take a few moments to try this move before Valentine's Day, and post the results in this thread.
     
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    All restaurants around here are closed. Weather.

    Sounds pretty cool, Samson.
     
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    Well, it doesn't gotta be a chef in a restaurant.

    It just has to be someone that you don't know very well, but moves you emotionally.

    You could probably find someone in a bookstore.
     
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    Thanks!

    Now get out there and do it, cause I wanna hear your story!!!:cool:
     
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    They normally don't stick their hands far enough out the drive-thru window for all that froo-froo crap, even if I was inclined to do it.:lol:
     
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    Dammit, I spit my Coke out on the screen!
     
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    never touch the hand with your lips, just air-kiss. or kiss your own thumb.
     

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