Same Sex Marriage

[Big Black Dog]

What's the big deal about same sex marriage? I've been having the same sex with my wife for 20 years come the 29th of next month. I've got her trained just perfectly. Wouldn't want to try and break in another philly. Too much trouble.

 

[Mr.Nick]

I have an issue with the word - not the subject...

 

[Sherry]

What's the big deal about same sex marriage? I've been having the same sex with my wife for 20 years come the 29th of next month. I've got her trained just perfectly. Wouldn't want to try and break in another philly. Too much trouble.

If she saw this post, she'd beat you like a rented mule.

 

[BDBoop]

I think he means filly. Unless he means a woman from Philly? dunno.

 

[Big Black Dog]

I think he means filly. Unless he means a woman from Philly? dunno.

English is a second language for me...

 

[Big Black Dog]

What's the big deal about same sex marriage? I've been having the same sex with my wife for 20 years come the 29th of next month. I've got her trained just perfectly. Wouldn't want to try and break in another philly. Too much trouble.

If she saw this post, she'd beat you like a rented mule.

Let's keep this little secret just between us...

 

[High_Gravity]

You are hilarious BBD.

 

[BDBoop]

I think he means filly. Unless he means a woman from Philly? dunno.

English is a second language for me...

Canine is first?

Anyway, good job on the 20 year sentence.

 

[Sunni Man]

A wife wakes up and sees her husband isn't in bed. She finds him in the kitchen crying over a cup of coffee.

"What's wrong?" the wife asks.

"Remember when you were only 16 and I was 18 and your dad caught us in the back seat of my car? He put a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or you'll go to jail for twenty years.'"

The wife says, "Of course I remember. But why are you crying?"

"Today is the day I would have been let out of jail!"

 

[High_Gravity]

Is it possible to have a different sex marriage?

 

[Catalist]

If I were making a list of issues the American people really don't care about, same sex marriage would fall between Obama's birth certificate and Nancy Pelosi's hair style.