We give out oxycotin out as party favors.I was just doing some research and ran across this...
Abortion Parties....sheesh
My First Abortion Party | Gender | AlterNet
Yep, us slutty liberal women use are EBT card to buy porn, get drunk and screw men. We plan it so we all get pregnant at the same time, then we plan an abortion party. It is just so wonderful, that we even have fruity drinks with umbrellas.
We can still drink, and have been drinking the whole pregnancy because we are getting an abortion anyways. So after the drinking, when we start bleeding, and passing blood clots we share pads. And take E. The E helps keep the party going, you know?
Did ya have a funnel and tube for the beer? Have a coctail named the abortion? A pin the suction on the fetus game? Plastic baby in the cake and whoever gets the baby gets their abortion first?... cuz THATS an abortion party