Sacred Islamic Text Holds The Secret Elixir To Good Health: Camel Urine!

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    Forget Harvard Medical School. The Mayo Clinic? Who needs it? We have the advanced medical knowledge contained in the sacred islamic literature invented by allah the benificent and all-knowing: Camel urine! Turns out, the muslims have known all along, for 1400 years, that camel urine is the secret magical elixir of good health and well-being. Allahu Akbar :clap2:

    Do you like your camel urine with one hump or two? :badgrin:

    Sahih Bukhari Hadith :bow3:
    Islamic Commentary :bow3:
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    Have you had your glass of camel urine today? :booze:
     
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    Where can one purchase camel piss in the US? Seems to be a good business to start up. Sorta like Amway.
     
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    Should be easy since the arabs and muslimes piss on America every day
     
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    Camel urine, fresh, pure, natural, and straight from the source like allah intended it :booze:

    That Muhammad was the fucking Louis Pasteur of his day :clap2:

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