Sacred Islamic Text Holds The Secret Elixir To Good Health: Camel Urine!

[JStone]

Forget Harvard Medical School. The Mayo Clinic? Who needs it? We have the advanced medical knowledge contained in the sacred islamic literature invented by allah the benificent and all-knowing: Camel urine! Turns out, the muslims have known all along, for 1400 years, that camel urine is the secret magical elixir of good health and well-being. Allahu Akbar

Do you like your camel urine with one hump or two?

Sahih Bukhari Hadith

Narrated Anas:The climate of Medina did not suit some people, so the Prophet ordered them to follow his shepherd, i.e. his camels, and drink their milk and urine (as a medicine). So they followed the shepherd that is the camels and drank their milk and urine till their bodies became healthy. Then they killed the shepherd and drove away the camels. When the news reached the Prophet he sent some people in their pursuit. When they were brought, he cut their hands and feet and their eyes were branded with heated pieces of iron. Sahih Al-Bukhari, Vol. 7, Bk. 71, No. 590.

Narrated Anas: Some people from the tribe of 'Ukl came to the Prophet and embraced Islam. The climate of Medina did not suit them, so the Prophet ordered them to go to the (herd of milch) camels of charity and to drink, their milk and urine (as a medicine). They did so, and after they had recovered from their ailment (became healthy) they turned renegades (reverted from Islam) and killed the shepherd of the camels and took the camels away. The Prophet sent (some people) in their pursuit and so they were (caught and) brought, and the Prophets ordered that their hands and legs should be cut off and that their eyes should be branded with heated pieces of iron, and that their cut hands and legs should not be cauterized, till they die. Sahih Al-Bukhari Vol. 8, Bk. 82.
Urine as Medicine

Islamic Commentary

Of course, many Muslims find the idea of drinking camel's urine to be repulsive; and, as a result, they reject this hadith, even though it is Muttafaq 'Alaih. Others justify the hadith, and point out that horse urine is the source of conjugated equine estrogens (CEE) and available as Premarin®. It is an estrogen treatment for menopausal and premenopausal women. For them, it is reason to praise Muhammad whom, they claim, had miraculous foreknowledge of modern medicine. However, there is no specific evidence that those who were ill were menopausal women or that Muhammad suggested that camel urine would cure a woman who had a low level of estrogen.

Furthermore, those Muslims who think that Muhammad was given miraculous scientific knowledge only give lip service to this hadith. They would never put camel urine to their lips and drink it themselves. This shows that they don't really believe the so-called miracle in their hearts. If they did, they would be asking to drink camel's urine whenever they were ill. Since they neither believe nor follow Muhammad's advice in this hadith, their verbal praise of Muhammad's miraculous medical knowledge rings hollow and hypocritical.

Even more striking than the advice to drink camel's milk and urine is the horrific mutilation of the murderers. Since Muhammad commanded that their eyes be branded with a hot iron, and since their hand and feet were cut, tradition records that someone said, "I saw one of them licking the earth with his tongue till he died." When Muhammad commanded them to be mutilated, he did not allow the cuts on their hands and feet to be cauterized. He wanted them to die the most slow, painful, dry, and agonizing death possible. (See Sahih Al-Bukhari No. 589 of Vol 7.)

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[JStone]

Have you had your glass of camel urine today?

 

[Hossfly]

Have you had your glass of camel urine today?

Where can one purchase camel piss in the US? Seems to be a good business to start up. Sorta like Amway.

 

[JStone]

Have you had your glass of camel urine today?

Where can one purchase camel piss in the US? Seems to be a good business to start up. Sorta like Amway.

Should be easy since the arabs and muslimes piss on America every day

 

[Roudy]

Have you had your glass of camel urine today?

Got Pee?

 

[JStone]

Camel urine, fresh, pure, natural, and straight from the source like allah intended it

That Muhammad was the fucking Louis Pasteur of his day


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[Roudy]