Ryan Lochte's Mom Said Her Son Only Has Time For One-Night Stands

[WillowTree]

Self-proclaimed ladies man Ryan Lochte is not looking for a long-term, loving relationship, according to his mother.

Lochte's mom, Ike, explained on the "Today Show" that her son is just too busy for a relationship. Ike said:


Read more: Ryan Lochte's Mom Said Her Son Only Has Time For One-Night Stands - Business Insider







That's some mama innit?

 

[buckeye45_73]

He'll be a hit with the liberals...eh?

 

[Ragnar]

I'll be rooting for the other guy (Phelps?) tonight but this is a shocking thing to learn about Ryan Lochte. I had no idea we had so much in common.

 

[The VOR]

Self-proclaimed ladies man Ryan Lochte is not looking for a long-term, loving relationship, according to his mother.

Lochte's mom, Ike, explained on the "Today Show" that her son is just too busy for a relationship. Ike said:


Read more: Ryan Lochte's Mom Said Her Son Only Has Time For One-Night Stands - Business Insider
s some mama innit?

Do you spend every minute of every day on this board? Very sad.

 

[WillowTree]

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he has retainers with diamonds in them.. I'm glad Phelps beat his ass.

 

[WillowTree]

Self-proclaimed ladies man Ryan Lochte is not looking for a long-term, loving relationship, according to his mother.

Lochte's mom, Ike, explained on the "Today Show" that her son is just too busy for a relationship. Ike said:


Read more: Ryan Lochte's Mom Said Her Son Only Has Time For One-Night Stands - Business Insider
s some mama innit?

Do you spend every minute of every day on this board? Very sad.

so we'll expect to see less of you? that's not sad.

 

[uscitizen]

I dunno who you are talking about and do not care.

 

[WillowTree]

I dunno who you are talking about and do not care.

so you are here why?

 

[martybegan]

I'll be rooting for the other guy (Phelps?) tonight but this is a shocking thing to learn about Ryan Lochte. I had no idea we had so much in common.

The problem with screwing olympic swimmers is that right at the end they feel the need to slap the headboard and look up at the clock.

 

[WillowTree]

the little pissant is packing it in,, taking he mama and going home.

 

[Ragnar]

I'll be rooting for the other guy (Phelps?) tonight but this is a shocking thing to learn about Ryan Lochte. I had no idea we had so much in common.

The problem with screwing olympic swimmers is that right at the end they feel the need to slap the headboard and look up at the clock.

I on the other hand have no problem coming in second. (admittedly third and beyond sounds like it would be awkward)

 

[Noomi]

Self-proclaimed ladies man Ryan Lochte is not looking for a long-term, loving relationship, according to his mother.

Lochte's mom, Ike, explained on the "Today Show" that her son is just too busy for a relationship. Ike said:


Read more: Ryan Lochte's Mom Said Her Son Only Has Time For One-Night Stands - Business Insider

That's some mama innit?

She must be proud to have a son with such loose morals.