Russian Sub Skirts Coast

[Oddball]

Bitch...I was a VIP exchange officer on the USS Maryland.

Suuure you were.

What exactly does a VIP Exchange Officer do?

He polishes the shoulder brass of all the senior officers, after which he escorts the junior officers on inspection tours of all the non-classified areas of the base/ship.

Then they go have high tea and tell one another how important they are.

 

[bodecea]

Keep telling yourself lies to maintain your fucked up mind.

Oh, they even let me drive it in the one of the enlisted seats controlling the planes....quite dangerous for a non-Navy guy.

Bitch...I was a VIP exchange officer on the USS Maryland.

Suuure you were.

"enlisted seats controlling the planes".........

 

[daveman]

Russian Sub Skirts Coast
Washington Free Beacom ^ | 11/6/12 | Bill Gertz

Russian attack sub detected near East Coast | Washington Free Beacon

Whoop-de-fucking-do.

USAF interceptors in Alaska, on a a nearly daily basis, used to scramble to intercept Bear bombers, which "inadvertently "strayed into American airspace back in the day.

Cold War is over...Better the Rooskis continue wasting money on such exercises than us.

I think we're at dawn on the day of a second Cold War.

I think Putin's itchy to get the Soviet Union re-established.

 

[GoneBezerk]

You were tied to the bottom of the ship when the ship pulled into a foreign port, so you are clueless about the concept.

Oh lookie, a military wife that thinks she knows shit.

If your husband was on a SSN, he was able to enjoy "port calls" away from you.

So the fuck what? We're on their shores all the time, too. Jesus. It's like you people just discovered submarines.

Oh...is "port calls" what they call BOHICA these days?

 

[bodecea]

Suuure you were.

What exactly does a VIP Exchange Officer do?

He polishes the shoulder brass of all the senior officers, after which he escorts the junior officers on inspection tours of all the non-classified areas of the base/ship.

Then they go have high tea and tell one another how important they are.

The P-3 community has some GREAT stories about how they would jerk VIP exchange officers around....there's a great one about changing the oil in an engine while flying....

 

[Oddball]

Whatever makes your tiny losertarian kook brain feel better.

Ok, nutjob.

Yes....it is classified that the USS Maryland even exists.......oooooo, you caught us super spy!

OK...I'm now convinced...You're just a fake.

Wouldn't expect anything more from a posuer.

 

[bodecea]

You were tied to the bottom of the ship when the ship pulled into a foreign port, so you are clueless about the concept.

Oh lookie, a military wife that thinks she knows shit.

If your husband was on a SSN, he was able to enjoy "port calls" away from you.

Oh...is "port calls" what they call BOHICA these days?

"bottom" of the ship.....

This is getting better and better and better.....

 

[catzmeow]

Sure dumbfuck. You only know how to sleep around the enlisted housing units.

My husband is a CDR. But thanks for playing, poseur.

 

[GoneBezerk]

Yes, dumb bitch...2 enlisted guys control the planes or whatever you squids call them to go up and down in the submarine by changing the angle of attack as we say in the Air Force. Ailerons on an airplane....but you wouldn't know.

Keep telling yourself lies to maintain your fucked up mind.

Oh, they even let me drive it in the one of the enlisted seats controlling the planes....quite dangerous for a non-Navy guy.

Suuure you were.

"enlisted seats controlling the planes".........

 

[GoneBezerk]

So he must've been slumming when he met you in a PI brothel.

Sure dumbfuck. You only know how to sleep around the enlisted housing units.

My husband is a CDR. But thanks for playing, poseur.

 

[GoneBezerk]

Yes, Putin needs to fire up the Russians to spend more on their defense and to back him when he invades countries like Georgia as some power grab.

Dictators like him use the "us vs them" mentality to stay in power. Also, testing our defenses gets him excited in addition to gaining intel into what someone like Obamination does in response.

He is like a criminal pacing your yard to see if you notive him.

Whoop-de-fucking-do.

USAF interceptors in Alaska, on a a nearly daily basis, used to scramble to intercept Bear bombers, which "inadvertently "strayed into American airspace back in the day.

Cold War is over...Better the Rooskis continue wasting money on such exercises than us.

I think we're at dawn on the day of a second Cold War.

I think Putin's itchy to get the Soviet Union re-established.

 

[catzmeow]

You were tied to the bottom of the ship when the ship pulled into a foreign port, so you are clueless about the concept.

Oh...is "port calls" what they call BOHICA these days?

"bottom" of the ship.....

This is getting better and better and better.....

Wouldn't that be called a hull?

I asked my husband...an exchange officer is someone who gets to go on a cruise and play sailor for a couple of weeks..

 

[bodecea]

You were tied to the bottom of the ship when the ship pulled into a foreign port, so you are clueless about the concept.

"bottom" of the ship.....

This is getting better and better and better.....

Wouldn't that be called a hull?

I asked my husband...an exchange officer is someone who gets to go on a cruise and play sailor for a couple of weeks..

Damn it, Catz! Can't you let me play with him a little longer??????

 

[Oddball]

You were tied to the bottom of the ship when the ship pulled into a foreign port, so you are clueless about the concept.

Oh...is "port calls" what they call BOHICA these days?

"bottom" of the ship.....

This is getting better and better and better.....

I'm USAF and know better!

 

[GoneBezerk]

Ding-ding....winner, winner chicken dinner.

Yes, I went to see how boomer subs did their business to help me with my joint work, what a concept.

You were tied to the bottom of the ship when the ship pulled into a foreign port, so you are clueless about the concept.

"bottom" of the ship.....

This is getting better and better and better.....

Wouldn't that be called a hull?

I asked my husband...an exchange officer is someone who gets to go on a cruise and play sailor for a couple of weeks..

 

[GoneBezerk]

Yes, I give up....you're an expert on the hull since that is where you lived.

"bottom" of the ship.....

This is getting better and better and better.....

Wouldn't that be called a hull?

I asked my husband...an exchange officer is someone who gets to go on a cruise and play sailor for a couple of weeks..

Damn it, Catz! Can't you let me play with him a little longer??????

 

[GoneBezerk]

So you made it to SSgt.

You were tied to the bottom of the ship when the ship pulled into a foreign port, so you are clueless about the concept.

"bottom" of the ship.....

This is getting better and better and better.....

I'm USAF and know better!

 

[Oddball]

Ding-ding....winner, winner chicken dinner.

Yes, I went to see how boomer subs did their business to help me with my joint work, what a concept.

Ah, "joint" work....That 'splains a everything.

 

[bodecea]

Yes, dumb bitch...2 enlisted guys control the planes or whatever you squids call them to go up and down in the submarine by changing the angle of attack as we say in the Air Force. Ailerons on an airplane....but you wouldn't know.

Keep telling yourself lies to maintain your fucked up mind.

Oh, they even let me drive it in the one of the enlisted seats controlling the planes....quite dangerous for a non-Navy guy.

"enlisted seats controlling the planes".........

"enlisted guys"..."squids"..."up and down"


Oh....Air Farce....say no more....some of the BEST exchange moron stories are about Air Farce prima donnas....

 

[Oddball]

"enlisted guys"..."squids"..."up and down"


Oh....Air Farce....say no more....some of the BEST exchange moron stories are about Air Farce prima donnas....

That's "Chair Force", bitch!