Rush Limbaugh's Iced Tea

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Rush has jumped on the iced tea bandwagon with his own product he is hawking on air. What's next, Glenn Beck's magic Mormon underwear on his new internet channel? :lol:

Rush Limbaugh launches his own brand of iced tea | Mail Online

Now we know what devoted Tea Party members will be drinking at their summer barbecues.
Right-wing radio host Rush Limbaugh today revealed he is launching his very own brand of iced tea.
Fed up of trying to fight the current 'oppressive regime' on the airwaves, the controversial presenter hopes he can take make his mark on America with a patriotic beverage instead.

Emblazoned with a picture of Limbaugh dressed in full colonial costume, 'Two If By Tea' takes its name from Longfellow's famous poem, Paul Revere's Last Ride, about the arrival of British troops during the War of Independence.

According to its website, the tea represents 'traditional American values of capitalism and the pursuit of excellence', and each bottle 'is designed to rise above the sameness and mediocrity that threatens our great nation.'........

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Rush has jumped on the iced tea bandwagon with his own product he is hawking on air. What's next, Glenn Beck's magic Mormon underwear on his new internet channel? :lol:

Rush Limbaugh launches his own brand of iced tea | Mail Online

Now we know what devoted Tea Party members will be drinking at their summer barbecues.
Right-wing radio host Rush Limbaugh today revealed he is launching his very own brand of iced tea.
Fed up of trying to fight the current 'oppressive regime' on the airwaves, the controversial presenter hopes he can take make his mark on America with a patriotic beverage instead.

Emblazoned with a picture of Limbaugh dressed in full colonial costume, 'Two If By Tea' takes its name from Longfellow's famous poem, Paul Revere's Last Ride, about the arrival of British troops during the War of Independence.

According to its website, the tea represents 'traditional American values of capitalism and the pursuit of excellence', and each bottle 'is designed to rise above the sameness and mediocrity that threatens our great nation.'........

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Please tell me this is from "The Onion"

:lol:
 
All of Rush's Wives endorse this product!

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Next up:

The Anne Coulter adam's apple remover!

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Red, white and blue costs extra.
 
Rush has jumped on the iced tea bandwagon with his own product he is hawking on air. What's next, Glenn Beck's magic Mormon underwear on his new internet channel? :lol:

Rush Limbaugh launches his own brand of iced tea | Mail Online

Now we know what devoted Tea Party members will be drinking at their summer barbecues.
Right-wing radio host Rush Limbaugh today revealed he is launching his very own brand of iced tea.
Fed up of trying to fight the current 'oppressive regime' on the airwaves, the controversial presenter hopes he can take make his mark on America with a patriotic beverage instead.

Emblazoned with a picture of Limbaugh dressed in full colonial costume, 'Two If By Tea' takes its name from Longfellow's famous poem, Paul Revere's Last Ride, about the arrival of British troops during the War of Independence.

According to its website, the tea represents 'traditional American values of capitalism and the pursuit of excellence', and each bottle 'is designed to rise above the sameness and mediocrity that threatens our great nation.'........

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Please tell me this is from "The Onion"

:lol:

Close, it's on Drudge.
 
You know.......this shit costs 23.76 for a 12 pack.

That works out to roughly 2 buck per bottle.

Shit........I can get a 12 pack of Lipton Citrus Green Tea for a hell of a lot less than that.

He also says he's donating a portion of each sale to the vets. Wonder if that's gonna be like Hannity's scam from a while back?
 
Folks at Snapple won't be happy. For a while there they were his biggest advertisers.

None of Rush's commercial ventures have gone very far. Remember the no boundaries ties?

I wonder if it will sell better than Billy Beer?
 
What's the problem with Limbaugh's own brand of Iced Tea? Obama could sell horse shit for flowers easy enough.
 
Limbaugh's selling tea not his usual Kool-Aide?

And he calls it "Two if by Tea"? That'll confuse the already befuddled Sarah Palin to hell and back! Anybody shootin' guns and ringin' bells in his sales pitch?
 

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