Rump Signs New Travel Ban....

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    >> WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump on Wednesday signed an emergency travel ban preventing Republicans from fleeing the United States Senate. In a sombre Oval Office ceremony, a grim-faced Trump signed the ban, which he said would remain in effect “until we figure out what the hell is going on.” <<​

    "When the states send their Senators" Rump droned on, "they're not sending their best. They're bringing candor. They're bringing reality. And some, I understand, are good people. I will build a wall around the Senate and the Republican National Committee will pay for that wall!"
     
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    OMG did Borowitz really spell it "sombre"? That's shadowy.
     

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