..... on Republican Senators >> WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump on Wednesday signed an emergency travel ban preventing Republicans from fleeing the United States Senate. In a sombre Oval Office ceremony, a grim-faced Trump signed the ban, which he said would remain in effect “until we figure out what the hell is going on.” << "When the states send their Senators" Rump droned on, "they're not sending their best. They're bringing candor. They're bringing reality. And some, I understand, are good people. I will build a wall around the Senate and the Republican National Committee will pay for that wall!"