Rump Signs New Travel Ban....

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    ..... on Republican Senators


    >> WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald Trump on Wednesday signed an emergency travel ban preventing Republicans from fleeing the United States Senate. In a sombre Oval Office ceremony, a grim-faced Trump signed the ban, which he said would remain in effect “until we figure out what the hell is going on.” <<​

    "When the states send their Senators" Rump droned on, "they're not sending their best. They're bringing candor. They're bringing reality. And some, I understand, are good people. I will build a wall around the Senate and the Republican National Committee will pay for that wall!"
     
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    OMG did Borowitz really spell it "sombre"? That's shadowy.
     
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    The Donald wins another one...
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    Supreme Court Allows Third Version of Trump's Travel Ban to Take Effect
    DEC. 4, 2017 | WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court on Monday allowed the third version of the Trump administration’s travel ban to go into effect while legal challenges against it continue. The decision was a victory for the administration after its mixed success before the court over the summer, when justices considered and eventually dismissed disputes over the second version.
     
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    Next step: A ban on interstate travel by liberals.
     
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