I'm not really one to spread rumors, and I only repeat this because I suspect it's true, but the word on the street is that del's avatar, this ostrich, is wearing a toupe. I'm told that he's as bald as a cue ball if you go by his house unannounced or if you catch him in the pool. Imagine that, a bald ostrich. My, God. How could this be? This is scandalous I tell ya. You be the judge. Have a close look for yourself. If you look closely enough, you can see the clips holding it on his head.