Rules for Women

[Luissa]

Women can change any rule at any time, and then men WILL keep up, so long as you have a sandwich perched on top of a beer in one hand, and a lacy negligee in the other.

Here I was thinking you were going to say .. a sandwich perched on top of a beer can in one hand, and the remote in the other. LOL

Nope.. If they've got food, and even the slightest hint of sex, they'll throw the remote out the window themselves.

Not if the Colts are playing the Patriots.


edit:
The might not get up, but they will still let you give them head.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Nope.. If they've got food, and even the slightest hint of sex, they'll throw the remote out the window themselves.

My.. my... Dis... you're blessed with charms beyond reason it seems..

It's been tested, and proven beyond a shadow of a doubt...

Yup... I had a feeling about that....

 

[Luissa]

Come on guys! The way to a perfect relationship ain't difficult. You just have to remember these five things:



1.It is important to have a woman who helps at home,cooks,cleans and has a job.

2.It is important to have a woman who makes you laugh.

3.It is important to have woman who you can trust and doesn't lie .

4.It is important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.

5.It is very,very important that these 4 women don't know each other.

I only have one rule: It is important to have a man who is good in bed.

If you don't have that, the rest doesn't really matter.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Come on guys! The way to a perfect relationship ain't difficult. You just have to remember these five things:



1.It is important to have a woman who helps at home,cooks,cleans and has a job.

2.It is important to have a woman who makes you laugh.

3.It is important to have woman who you can trust and doesn't lie .

4.It is important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.

5.It is very,very important that these 4 women don't know each other.

I only have one rule: It is important to have a man who is good in bed.

If you don't have that, the rest doesn't really matter.

I'm looking for a 10 foot pole..so I can't touch that...

 

[Luissa]

Life is too short to have bad sex.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Life is too short to have bad sex.

And yet.... the search goes on..

Oh.. what awaits, the Fair.. Luissa

 

[Foxfyre]

Ten things men know about women:

1. They have a vagina.

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Yeah. To impress a guy you show up naked and bring beer.

Women usually expect a bit more than that.

Pizza?

Well, at least she expects him to buy dinner first.

 

[random3434]

Life is too short to have bad sex.

Then why are there so many married couples?

 

[Lumpy 1]

Life is too short to have bad sex.

Then why are there so many married couples?

....Heck...you Gals probably started it anyway..

 

[Lumpy 1]

Life is too short to have bad sex.

Then why are there so many married couples?

I wonder if Echo has had a change of heart....

 

[AquaAthena]

First of all... you'll notice I didn't write these..

I merely posted them for your amusement and disdain... &..

(You'll notice most are missing.. go to the link for the rest..)
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Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew...... (I'm innocent I tell Ya..!)
Author unknown

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
4. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of your cat.
6. Sunday = Sports.
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
9. You have too many shoes.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
14. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
17. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
22. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - not both.
25. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.
27. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
29. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
30. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad is probably an idiot, too.
31. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
35. Foreign film are best left to foreigners.
36. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew

to all except, 5. Get rid of your cat. "Nada!"

And dad and brother are pretty cool too; you are just jealous.....

 

[Lumpy 1]

First of all... you'll notice I didn't write these..

I merely posted them for your amusement and disdain... &..

(You'll notice most are missing.. go to the link for the rest..)
---------------------------------------------------------
Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew...... (I'm innocent I tell Ya..!)
Author unknown

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
4. Sometimes we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of your cat.
6. Sunday = Sports.
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
9. You have too many shoes.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
14. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
17. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
22. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done - not both.
25. Nothing says "I love you" like sex.
27. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
29. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
30. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad is probably an idiot, too.
31. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
35. Foreign film are best left to foreigners.
36. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Rules That Guys Wished Women Knew

to all except, 5. Get rid of your cat. "Nada!"

And dad and brother are pretty cool too; you are just jealous.....

Sheesh.. you're right .. those are just goofy...