Romancing your Gal

[Lumpy 1]

This site has 101 gestures to romance your Lady Fair, from what I'm seeing on this board several of you Guys need to read all 101. Why the author started with massaging her feet may throw you off, it did me.

Now, some may ask why does Lumpy 1 come up with such posts, the answer, I'm a little more than a little screwy, I guess.....

1. Massage her feet....

2. Clean her car

3. Stick a post-it love note in the kitchen

4. Snuggle

5. Make a romantic mix CD

6. Dance under the stars (with your mix CD playing from the car)

7. Hide love notes in her house and car (make sure she'll find them fairly soon)

8. Have an undisturbed conversation (turn off phones, tv, computer etc.)

9. Light every candle you have to set a seductive, intimate mood

10. Pick up a pie or cake for dessert

11. Do the laundry

12. Write a message on the mirror with a bar of soap

13. Make a calender with photos of both of you together

14. Unwind with a glass of wine

15. Pick her up and carry her to the bed or couch

16. Complete her Honey-Do list

17. Download a new ring to her cell phone for your calls

18. Share things about your day (work, family, clients, events)

19. Restock the cabinets with her favorite food or drink (don't forget to leave a note with it)

20. Hold hands

101 Romantic Gestures

Like I said there's 101.. who knows you might get lucky...

 

[mudwhistle]

These are all things you do to maintain a relationship.

How you get her attention is totally different.

Once they feel they have you before the relationship is solidified your not a challenge anymore and they start taking you for granted.

I suggest doing these things once you've both decided to stay with each other.

 

[chanel]

If my husband did any one of those things, I would be sure he was cheating and would probably go out for some revenge sex myself. Bad advice lumoy1. Lol

 

[Xenophon]

This site has 101 gestures to romance your Lady Fair, from what I'm seeing on this board several of you Guys need to read all 101. Why the author started with massaging her feet may throw you off, it did me.

Now, some may ask why does Lumpy 1 come up with such posts, the answer, I'm a little more than a little screwy, I guess.....

1. Massage her feet....

2. Clean her car

3. Stick a post-it love note in the kitchen

4. Snuggle

5. Make a romantic mix CD

6. Dance under the stars (with your mix CD playing from the car)

7. Hide love notes in her house and car (make sure she'll find them fairly soon)

8. Have an undisturbed conversation (turn off phones, tv, computer etc.)

9. Light every candle you have to set a seductive, intimate mood

10. Pick up a pie or cake for dessert

11. Do the laundry

12. Write a message on the mirror with a bar of soap

13. Make a calender with photos of both of you together

14. Unwind with a glass of wine

15. Pick her up and carry her to the bed or couch

16. Complete her Honey-Do list

17. Download a new ring to her cell phone for your calls

18. Share things about your day (work, family, clients, events)

19. Restock the cabinets with her favorite food or drink (don't forget to leave a note with it)

20. Hold hands

101 Romantic Gestures

Like I said there's 101.. who knows you might get lucky...

Wuss.

 

[Darkwind]

So I take it that slapping her on the cheek with your 16" slong that has the tattoo, "Louisville Slugger" isn't on the list?

 

[RadiomanATL]

I usually just say "brace yourself".

 

[Lumpy 1]

So I take it that slapping her on the cheek with your 16" slong that has the tattoo, "Louisville Slugger" isn't on the list?

My guess, if it ain't on the list, she'll probably get pissed..

 

[Lumpy 1]

If my husband did any one of those things, I would be sure he was cheating and would probably go out for some revenge sex myself. Bad advice lumoy1. Lol

mmm... interesting

 

[Toro]

Going to a monster truck and tractor pull together.

Shooting small fuzzy animals together

Skinning a dear

Drinking beer through a funnel

Watching UFC

Taping a sex scene between you two and posting it on the Internet


Ah, romance...

 

[RadiomanATL]

Going to a monster truck and tractor pull together.

Shooting small fuzzy animals together

Skinning a dear

Drinking beer through a funnel

Watching UFC

Taping a sex scene between you two and posting it on the Internet


Ah, romance...

Well, that usually takes me up until noon on a Saturday. What else am I supposed to do the rest of the day?

 

[AquaAthena]

This site has 101 gestures to romance your Lady Fair, from what I'm seeing on this board several of you Guys need to read all 101. Why the author started with massaging her feet may throw you off, it did me.

Now, some may ask why does Lumpy 1 come up with such posts, the answer, I'm a little more than a little screwy, I guess.....

1. Massage her feet....

2. Clean her car

3. Stick a post-it love note in the kitchen

4. Snuggle

5. Make a romantic mix CD

6. Dance under the stars (with your mix CD playing from the car)

7. Hide love notes in her house and car (make sure she'll find them fairly soon)

8. Have an undisturbed conversation (turn off phones, tv, computer etc.)

9. Light every candle you have to set a seductive, intimate mood

10. Pick up a pie or cake for dessert

11. Do the laundry

12. Write a message on the mirror with a bar of soap

13. Make a calender with photos of both of you together

14. Unwind with a glass of wine

15. Pick her up and carry her to the bed or couch

16. Complete her Honey-Do list

17. Download a new ring to her cell phone for your calls

18. Share things about your day (work, family, clients, events)

19. Restock the cabinets with her favorite food or drink (don't forget to leave a note with it)

20. Hold hands

101 Romantic Gestures

Like I said there's 101.. who knows you might get lucky...

Hi Lumpy 1

1. Never underestimate the power of touch. She will be yours and fast! lol

2. Tell her you love her not only when you are making love.

Mermaid*

 

[mudwhistle]

If my husband did any one of those things, I would be sure he was cheating and would probably go out for some revenge sex myself. Bad advice lumoy1. Lol

Which pretty much proves my point.

 

[Lumpy 1]

These are all things you do to maintain a relationship.

How you get her attention is totally different.

Once they feel they have you before the relationship is solidified your not a challenge anymore and they start taking you for granted.

I suggest doing these things once you've both decided to stay with each other.

Sounds about right..

 

[Paulie]

If my husband did any one of those things, I would be sure he was cheating and would probably go out for some revenge sex myself.

Hmmm..

Don't forget how close we live to each other

 

[Lumpy 1]

If my husband did any one of those things, I would be sure he was cheating and would probably go out for some revenge sex myself.

Hmmm..

Don't forget how close we live to each other

...

 

[strollingbones]

This site has 101 gestures to romance your Lady Fair, from what I'm seeing on this board several of you Guys need to read all 101. Why the author started with massaging her feet may throw you off, it did me.

Now, some may ask why does Lumpy 1 come up with such posts, the answer, I'm a little more than a little screwy, I guess.....

1. Massage her feet....


works for me...


2. Clean her car

i do that when i want it clean


3. Stick a post-it love note in the kitchen


right, i am gonna see that when?

4. Snuggle



5. Make a romantic mix CD

dont bore me with this

6. Dance under the stars (with your mix CD playing from the car)

do you know how cold it is here?

7. Hide love notes in her house and car (make sure she'll find them fairly soon)

her house? dont be putting more shit in my car....

8. Have an undisturbed conversation (turn off phones, tv, computer etc.)

o hell no...then we fight

9. Light every candle you have to set a seductive, intimate mood

da man is a fire freak.....you would be hard pressed to find a candle here....i did get a bunch of flowing candles...and put in the hot tub...he kept batting the water...so i am fussing...why you keep hitting the romantic candles? his reply....i dont think your hair being on fire will be that romantic

10. Pick up a pie or cake for dessert

duh....make a pie or cake...its easy

11. Do the laundry

only if you do it right.....most men dont

12. Write a message on the mirror with a bar of soap

o fuck you...do this and fucking die...you know how hard that is to clean off?

13. Make a calender with photos of both of you together

o that is cute....i wonder how fat i will look in the pics???

14. Unwind with a glass of wine

hate wine

15. Pick her up and carry her to the bed or couch

lol lol lol what and hurt himself...

16. Complete her Honey-Do list

he completes them by tearing them up...we dont do the "honey do list" here

17. Download a new ring to her cell phone for your calls

when he calls it plays...."lets all go down to dumas walkers"

18. Share things about your day (work, family, clients, events)

okay

19. Restock the cabinets with her favorite food or drink (don't forget to leave a note with it)

no, all of them are fattening as hell....and who else is putting mal in my fridge? why the note?

20. Hold hands

why the touchie feelie mal?

101 Romantic Gestures

Like I said there's 101.. who knows you might get lucky...

i am lucky ever day that he is with me....

 

[goldcatt]

12. Write a message on the mirror with a bar of soap

o fuck you...do this and fucking die...you know how hard that is to clean off?

I thought the same thing when I saw that one. Gentlemen do NOT try this at home!

 

[Lumpy 1]

This site has 101 gestures to romance your Lady Fair, from what I'm seeing on this board several of you Guys need to read all 101. Why the author started with massaging her feet may throw you off, it did me.

Now, some may ask why does Lumpy 1 come up with such posts, the answer, I'm a little more than a little screwy, I guess.....

1. Massage her feet....


works for me...


2. Clean her car

i do that when i want it clean


3. Stick a post-it love note in the kitchen


right, i am gonna see that when?

4. Snuggle



5. Make a romantic mix CD

dont bore me with this

6. Dance under the stars (with your mix CD playing from the car)

do you know how cold it is here?

7. Hide love notes in her house and car (make sure she'll find them fairly soon)

her house? dont be putting more shit in my car....

8. Have an undisturbed conversation (turn off phones, tv, computer etc.)

o hell no...then we fight

9. Light every candle you have to set a seductive, intimate mood

da man is a fire freak.....you would be hard pressed to find a candle here....i did get a bunch of flowing candles...and put in the hot tub...he kept batting the water...so i am fussing...why you keep hitting the romantic candles? his reply....i dont think your hair being on fire will be that romantic

10. Pick up a pie or cake for dessert

duh....make a pie or cake...its easy

11. Do the laundry

only if you do it right.....most men dont

12. Write a message on the mirror with a bar of soap

o fuck you...do this and fucking die...you know how hard that is to clean off?

13. Make a calender with photos of both of you together

o that is cute....i wonder how fat i will look in the pics???

14. Unwind with a glass of wine

hate wine

15. Pick her up and carry her to the bed or couch

lol lol lol what and hurt himself...

16. Complete her Honey-Do list

he completes them by tearing them up...we dont do the "honey do list" here

17. Download a new ring to her cell phone for your calls

when he calls it plays...."lets all go down to dumas walkers"

18. Share things about your day (work, family, clients, events)

okay

19. Restock the cabinets with her favorite food or drink (don't forget to leave a note with it)

no, all of them are fattening as hell....and who else is putting mal in my fridge? why the note?

20. Hold hands

why the touchie feelie mal?

101 Romantic Gestures

Like I said there's 101.. who knows you might get lucky...

i am lucky ever day that he is with me....

..All that and love still blooms...

StrollingBones you're one in infinity, that was great.. more than thanks..

 

[Conspiracist]

Going to a monster truck and tractor pull together.

Shooting small fuzzy animals together

Skinning a dear

Drinking beer through a funnel

Watching UFC

Taping a sex scene between you two and posting it on the Internet


Ah, romance...

Well, that usually takes me up until noon on a Saturday. What else am I supposed to do the rest of the day?

More beer through a funnel added with whiskey shots?

 

[Lumpy 1]

12. Write a message on the mirror with a bar of soap

o fuck you...do this and fucking die...you know how hard that is to clean off?

I thought the same thing when I saw that one. Gentlemen do NOT try this at home!

I'm glad...I didn't write these suggestions but interestingly a women did...