Romancing your Gal

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  1. Lumpy 1
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    This site has 101 gestures to romance your Lady Fair, from what I'm seeing on this board several of you Guys need to read all 101. Why the author started with massaging her feet may throw you off, it did me.

    Now, some may ask why does Lumpy 1 come up with such posts, the answer, I'm a little more than a little screwy, I guess.....:cuckoo:

    1. Massage her feet....:eusa_eh:

    2. Clean her car

    3. Stick a post-it love note in the kitchen

    4. Snuggle

    5. Make a romantic mix CD

    6. Dance under the stars (with your mix CD playing from the car)

    7. Hide love notes in her house and car (make sure she'll find them fairly soon)

    8. Have an undisturbed conversation (turn off phones, tv, computer etc.)

    9. Light every candle you have to set a seductive, intimate mood

    10. Pick up a pie or cake for dessert

    11. Do the laundry

    12. Write a message on the mirror with a bar of soap

    13. Make a calender with photos of both of you together

    14. Unwind with a glass of wine

    15. Pick her up and carry her to the bed or couch

    16. Complete her Honey-Do list

    17. Download a new ring to her cell phone for your calls

    18. Share things about your day (work, family, clients, events)

    19. Restock the cabinets with her favorite food or drink (don't forget to leave a note with it)

    20. Hold hands

    101 Romantic Gestures

    Like I said there's 101.. who knows you might get lucky...:beer:
     
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    These are all things you do to maintain a relationship.

    How you get her attention is totally different.

    Once they feel they have you before the relationship is solidified your not a challenge anymore and they start taking you for granted.

    I suggest doing these things once you've both decided to stay with each other.
     
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    If my husband did any one of those things, I would be sure he was cheating and would probably go out for some revenge sex myself. Bad advice lumoy1. Lol
     
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    Wuss.
     
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    So I take it that slapping her on the cheek with your 16" slong that has the tattoo, "Louisville Slugger" isn't on the list?

    :happy-1:
     
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    I usually just say "brace yourself".

    :lol::lol:
     
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    My guess, if it ain't on the list, she'll probably get pissed..
     
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    mmm... interesting
     
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    Going to a monster truck and tractor pull together.

    Shooting small fuzzy animals together

    Skinning a dear

    Drinking beer through a funnel

    Watching UFC

    Taping a sex scene between you two and posting it on the Internet


    Ah, romance...
     
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    Well, that usually takes me up until noon on a Saturday. What else am I supposed to do the rest of the day?
     

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