ROFLMAO---Jared Kushner

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    This is one of the funnies things I've ever read!


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    """"Behold idiot son-in-law Jared Kushner—the man now in charge of brokering Middle East peace, Uberizing the federal government, reforming the entire criminal justice system, and keeping Donald Trump’s hands off his wife. This perfect still frame from a David O. Russell film has also been put in charge of beating ISIS. Yes, ISIS!

    And what better way to terrify the caliphate than by sauntering around in a bulletproof vest that’s been personalized like a pair of Underoos, and then wearing it OVER a goddamn blazer? It’s a sharp look, one that says, “I’d like to make a war, but I’d also like a mint julep.” Imagine how long Scent of a Woman here stared at himself in the mirror with his vest and Malibu cop sunglasses on. I bet a Steve Vai guitar solo played in his head the whole time. Why, I’d just be quaking in my sandals if I were the Islamic State. This Harvard Freshman Orientation Leader will wipe them out in the morning and still have time to attend your nephew’s rehearsal dinner later that afternoon.

    What a piece of shit.""""""
     
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    Well there's a front runner for douchey pic of the year!
     
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    Maybe you should join ISIS if you hate him that much.
     
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    If he's the best Donald can do, maybe we all should, fuckface.
     
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    That young man could afford to purchase you and use you like his own piece of personal toilet paper every day.
    Exactly what have you done for your Country? And would you do it for Free like the President and some of his inner circle are doing?

    At least he isn't lying his ass off about being under sniper fire!

    IT AMAZES ME THAT THE LEFT CONTINUALLY ALIGNS THEMSELVES WITH DICTATORS AND TERRORISTS AND ALWAYS TAKES THEIR SIDE.
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    Kushner needs to go.

    Bannon needs to stay.
     
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    Liberals try to make a scandal out of anything and hope that it'll distract Americans from actual issues. XD
     
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    ""That young man could afford to purchase you and use you like his own piece of personal toilet paper every day.""


    And do you know why? Because his daddy made a lot of money in real estate before getting convicted and going to jail for tax evasion and witness tampering. His only claim to fame is using daddy's money to buy a local newspaper that has failed miserably under his ownership.
    Jared Kushner Made a Great New York Paper Complicit in the Trump Campaign
    Report: Jared Kushner Trying to Sell NY Observer

    You really don't want to mix with me unless you ENJOY being embarrassed publicly.
     
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    There's a forum for political satire. Try using it for bullshit like this.
     
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    Liberals don't have to try making scandals, Trump brings them to us on a silver platter. Make that a silver-plated cheap fucking platter made in China.
     

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