Robin Williams

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  1. Laurie
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    Laurie I'm smarter than Jack!

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    << Subject: the robin williams plan


    >Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we
    need
    >now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
    >
    >
    >Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
    >
    >
    >I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
    for
    >peace. So, here's one plan
    >
    >
    >
    >1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
    >affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
    >Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never
    "interfere"
    >again.
    >
    >
    >2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
    >Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
    >would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in
    the
    >fence.
    >
    >
    >3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
    leave.
    >We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
    >gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
    are.
    >France would welcome them.
    >
    >
    >4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
    days
    >unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
    >allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
    hide
    >here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
    cab
    >drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
    >
    >
    >5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
    don't
    >attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
    >
    >
    >6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
    wise.
    >This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will
    >require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
    caribou
    >will have to cope for a while.
    >
    >
    >7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
    for
    >their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
    >somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
    filling
    >up the storage sites would be enough.)
    >
    >
    >8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
    will
    >not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
    >cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is
    stolen
    >or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
    >anything.
    >
    >
    >9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
    need
    >the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
    make a
    >good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
    >
    >
    >10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
    can
    >call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
    >
    >
    >The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
    >
    >
    >Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
    >
    >
    >"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
    tired,
    >your huddled masses.'
    >She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
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    >
    >
    >
    >If you agree with the above forward it to friends.
     
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    Robin Williams Rules!

    And I agree with him wholeheartedly.
     
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    Thats great!!
     
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    I read this once before and thought it was awesome!!!! your right, Robin williams is great!
     
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    Robin is Da Man.
     
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    Had a lot of free time today, huh, Mr. P? :tng:
     
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    I saw it pop-up and looked at it..I was bored.
     
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    Did Robin Williams really say this?

    Don't mean to doubt, but you never know in the net these days.
     
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    That's what the snopes link was for.
     

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