<< Subject: the robin williams plan >Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we need >now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. > > >Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) > > >I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for >peace. So, here's one plan > > > >1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their >affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, >Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never "interfere" >again. > > >2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with >Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We >would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the >fence. > > >3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. >We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be >gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. >France would welcome them. > > >4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days >unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be >allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide >here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab >drivers or 7-11 cashiers. > > >5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't >attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. > > >6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. >This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will >require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou >will have to cope for a while. > > >7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for >their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go >somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling >up the storage sites would be enough.) > > >8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will >not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, >cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen >or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if >anything. > > >9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need >the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a >good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. > > >10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can >call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. > > >The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE... > > >Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. > > >"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired, >your huddled masses.' >She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'" - > > > >If you agree with the above forward it to friends.