<< Subject: the robin williams plan
>Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we
need
>now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
>
>
>Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
>
>
>I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for
>peace. So, here's one plan
>
>
>
>1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
>affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
>Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never
"interfere"
>again.
>
>
>2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
>Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
>would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in
the
>fence.
>
>
>3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.
>We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
>gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
are.
>France would welcome them.
>
>
>4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days
>unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
>allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
hide
>here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab
>drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>
>
>5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't
>attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>
>
>6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise.
>This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will
>require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou
>will have to cope for a while.
>
>
>7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for
>their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
>somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling
>up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
>
>8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will
>not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
>cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is
stolen
>or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
>anything.
>
>
>9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need
>the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a
>good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
>
>10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can
>call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
>
>
>The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
>
>
>Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
>
>
>"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
tired,
>your huddled masses.'
>She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
-
>
>
>
>If you agree with the above forward it to friends.
>Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we
need
>now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
>
>
>Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
>
>
>I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for
>peace. So, here's one plan
>
>
>
>1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
>affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
>Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never
"interfere"
>again.
>
>
>2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
>Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
>would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in
the
>fence.
>
>
>3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.
>We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
>gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
are.
>France would welcome them.
>
>
>4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days
>unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
>allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
hide
>here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
cab
>drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>
>
>5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't
>attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>
>
>6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise.
>This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will
>require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou
>will have to cope for a while.
>
>
>7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for
>their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
>somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling
>up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
>
>8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will
>not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
>cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is
stolen
>or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
>anything.
>
>
>9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need
>the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a
>good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
>
>10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
can
>call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
>
>
>The Language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
>
>
>Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
>
>
>"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
tired,
>your huddled masses.'
>She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
-
>
>
>
>If you agree with the above forward it to friends.
