Risks of Female Masturbation According to Islamic Teachings

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    How to beat up an islamic woman

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    Debate on Wife Beating as instructed in Quran

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    Now, I dope to be as utterly pimp as Sean in my golden years (without the wifebeating, of course) but i'm pretty sure he's not a muslim.

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    Ya know......I've never considered female masturbation as dangerous, but, I could be wrong.

    After all......even though it says in Leviticus that dudes aren't supposed to lay with dudes, it says ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about female sex, or even masturbation for that matter.

    Personally? I kinda dig watching a woman pleasure herself.
     
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    Hopefully sunnimans wife never has to resort to such risky danger... he he
     
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    Clearly, I'm going to have to lay off the finger.
     
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    As sunni boy likes to say, if you touch it too much you'll go blind.............
     
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    I hope he's never had to witness such an atrocity.....it might scar him for life!
     
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    Actually, if she didn't get down with Bob, the battery operated boyfriend, she'd probably never get any action. I mean......it's readily apparent that Sucking Moron doesn't have any balls, nor does he have anything to dangle them from.

    Matter of fact, Billy Joel sang about it in the song "My Life".

    Hey Sucking Moron........how the hell did you ever procreate? Musta been by some sort of cell division, because, after all......you're nothing more than some kind of worm.

    Cheers Mate!
     

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