Republicans Vote to Block another Obama Bill:

Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

So now Repubes want to destroy the earth!




Rep me and push me over 160!

 

Gotta love the Onion!

 

The asteroid bill will be his Waterloo.

 

I thought his war on Cthulhu would be his waterloo..

Even Boehner went nutsy!

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Anyhow the private sector is better equipped and skilled to do these things. That was proved in the movie Armageddon. So we're looking for Bruce Willis and his band of misfit drillers and will launch them from our private space station here in New Mexico. It's about time we got some good out of it.

 

What about Randy Quiad flying his airplane in the aliens mothership,,,,,,,,,,oh wait, that's a different movie!

 

But heck in a national emergency we don't turn down any reasonable help, right? So we should put out an all points bulletin for Luke Skywalker and Helen Hunt.

 

I heard Obama was an alien.

 

God sent that asteroid, should we oppose god?