Log on:* Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off:* Don't add no wood.
Monitor:* Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
Download:* Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz;* When yer not careful down loadin'.
Floppy Disk:* Whatcha' git from a-pilin' too much firewood.
Ram:* The hydraulic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive:* Gettin' home in the winter season.
Prompt:* What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows:* What to shut when it's below 15 below.
Screen:* Whatcha' need for the black fly season.
Byte:* Yup! That's what the flies do.
Chip:* What to munch on.
Micro Chip:* What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared:* Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
Modem:* Whatcha' did to the hay field.
Dot Matrix:* Farmer Matrix's wife.
Lap Top:* Where the young un's feel comfy.
Keyboard:* Where ya hang yer keys.
Software:* Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse:* What eats the horses grain. (also, a satifin' meal for the cat)
Main Frame:* Holds up the barn roof.
Port:* Some fancy wine.
Enter:* C'mon in!
Random Access Memory:* Ya can't remember whatch' paid for that new rifle when yer wife asks.
Log Off:* Don't add no wood.
Monitor:* Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
Download:* Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz;* When yer not careful down loadin'.
Floppy Disk:* Whatcha' git from a-pilin' too much firewood.
Ram:* The hydraulic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive:* Gettin' home in the winter season.
Prompt:* What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows:* What to shut when it's below 15 below.
Screen:* Whatcha' need for the black fly season.
Byte:* Yup! That's what the flies do.
Chip:* What to munch on.
Micro Chip:* What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared:* Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
Modem:* Whatcha' did to the hay field.
Dot Matrix:* Farmer Matrix's wife.
Lap Top:* Where the young un's feel comfy.
Keyboard:* Where ya hang yer keys.
Software:* Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse:* What eats the horses grain. (also, a satifin' meal for the cat)
Main Frame:* Holds up the barn roof.
Port:* Some fancy wine.
Enter:* C'mon in!
Random Access Memory:* Ya can't remember whatch' paid for that new rifle when yer wife asks.
