Log on:* Makin' the wood stove hotter. Log Off:* Don't add no wood. Monitor:* Keepin' an eye on the wood stove. Download:* Gettin' the firewood off the pickup. Mega Hertz;* When yer not careful down loadin'. Floppy Disk:* Whatcha' git from a-pilin' too much firewood. Ram:* The hydraulic thingy that splits the firewood. Hard Drive:* Gettin' home in the winter season. Prompt:* What you wish the mail was in the winter. Windows:* What to shut when it's below 15 below. Screen:* Whatcha' need for the black fly season. Byte:* Yup! That's what the flies do. Chip:* What to munch on. Micro Chip:* What's left in the bottom of the bag. Infrared:* Where the left-overs go when Fred's around. Modem:* Whatcha' did to the hay field. Dot Matrix:* Farmer Matrix's wife. Lap Top:* Where the young un's feel comfy. Keyboard:* Where ya hang yer keys. Software:* Them plastic eatin' utensils. Mouse:* What eats the horses grain. (also, a satifin' meal for the cat) Main Frame:* Holds up the barn roof. Port:* Some fancy wine. Enter:* C'mon in! Random Access Memory:* Ya can't remember whatch' paid for that new rifle when yer wife asks.