Redneck computin' terms

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    Log on:* Makin' the wood stove hotter.

    Log Off:* Don't add no wood.

    Monitor:* Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.

    Download:* Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.

    Mega Hertz;* When yer not careful down loadin'.

    Floppy Disk:* Whatcha' git from a-pilin' too much firewood.

    Ram:* The hydraulic thingy that splits the firewood.

    Hard Drive:* Gettin' home in the winter season.

    Prompt:* What you wish the mail was in the winter.

    Windows:* What to shut when it's below 15 below.

    Screen:* Whatcha' need for the black fly season.

    Byte:* Yup! That's what the flies do.

    Chip:* What to munch on.

    Micro Chip:* What's left in the bottom of the bag.

    Infrared:* Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.

    Modem:* Whatcha' did to the hay field.

    Dot Matrix:* Farmer Matrix's wife.

    Lap Top:* Where the young un's feel comfy.

    Keyboard:* Where ya hang yer keys.

    Software:* Them plastic eatin' utensils.

    Mouse:* What eats the horses grain. (also, a satifin' meal for the cat)

    Main Frame:* Holds up the barn roof.

    Port:* Some fancy wine.

    Enter:* C'mon in!

    Random Access Memory:* Ya can't remember whatch' paid for that new rifle when yer wife asks.
     
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