Red State Rules!

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    I've had a few laughs here. Okay, I laugh easy.

    But you are the source of my little fun! I took the time to collect a few quotes of yours:

    • Libs and the PC Police have NEVER been able to distinguish between fact and fiction
    • How many more time do libs have to be proven wrong?
    • I say the liberal media needs to find new experts how know what the hell is going on
    • Libs cannot handle good news. They spread bad news like a virus and live their lives looking for bad news
    • Any good news pisses off libs. Libs are not happy unless they are bitching about something.
    • Libs keep screaming about the "poverty" in America.
    • Only whites can be racist per Dems and the liberal media
    • The only reason libs hate Wal Mart is because they will not allow union thugs to infest their company
    • Dems have a clear double statndard when it comes to racism
    • Since most libs are void of logic
    • And dems do not have a clue on how to fight the terrorists
    • Libs will look you straight in the eye and lie like hell when they say there is no war on Christmas
    • Libs claim they care about working families, yet they hate Wal Mart
    • Libs are very generous with other peoples money
    • Libs need to loosen their tin foil hats and improve the blood flow to their brain
    • Leave it to the liberal media to feel sorry for a convicted murderer
    • she, like most libs, is a ala carte Catholic
    • If we left it to libs the top tax rate would be about 90% and the economy would be in the tank
    • It seems libs believe more in moral support rather then financial support
    • No, what liberals want is for people to be dependent on government.
    • Libs would rather imnpose nothing on the 95% who celebrate Christmas to appease the 5%.
    • He also screams, yells, and bellows insults..........like libs
    • Of copurse, libs actuallt believe the US should rely on the UN to smooth things over whenever terrorists kill.
    • libs never had the guts to confront evil - they think being nice will win the bastards over
    • I thought libs could take a joke - considering they went with Kerry in 04 and Pelosi in 06
    • I was beginning to think libs were not the only ones taking stupid pills
    • Libs are consistent when they ignore what they lecture the rest of us to do
    • Talking to a lib is like talking to a wall
    • Truth to a liberal is like sunshine to a vampire
    • Facts to a liberal is like Holy Water to the Devil
    • Libs suffer from a superiorty complex.
    • Dems are the ones who cannot properly fill out a ballot
    • Liberals really believe if you do not vote for them - you are stupid
    • With libs, good intentions are more important then actual results
    • Libs can never keep their lies straight

    Even though I probably fit in the liberal category I truely find this funny. You have a great way of finishing your posts.
     
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    What can I say? I call them as I see them


    Vote Democrat - It is easier then thinking
     
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    LOL
     
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    The old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a Democrat. Get me a change of registration form." "You can do it", the lawyer said, "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a Democrat?" "That's my business! Get me the form!"

    Four days later, the old man got his registration changed. His lawyer was at his bedside making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing, and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to become a Democrat so badly before you died?" In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said: "One less Democrat".
     
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    Nice joke!

    Here is one I heard, probably old though.

    In the suthern. An old man in the early 1920'ith thought that he finally had made his younger wife pregnant. Of course his lack of anything manly had made her pregnant not with him, -but with his black driver.
    Weeks went by and the worried young wife feared that the babys colour would reveal what had happened and when the day came she was worried sick. Her husband was walking back and forth on the other side of the door.

    As it happened she had twins. The first baby came out and started to cry. White with blond curly hair. The man looked pleased. Then he was shown the twin. A black baby with curly black hair. The man stopped in the middle of a step. Looked at the baby and cried out:
    - Isn't that sweet, he has already got a driver!
     
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    WASHINGTON DC DEMOCRAT HUNTING REGULATIONS AND BAG LIMITS GENERAL

    1. Any person with a valid Washington DC hunting license or a Federal Income Tax Return may harvest Democrats.
    2. Taking of Democrats with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited.
    3. Killing of Democrats with a vehicle is prohibited. If one is accidentally struck, remove the dead Democrat to side of the road and proceed to the nearest car wash.
    4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest Democrats from limousines, Mercedes Benz's, the Metro, or Porsches.
    5. It shall be unlawful to shout "pork barrel" or "free social programs" for the purpose of trapping Democrats.
    6. It shall be unlawful to hunt Democrats within 100 feet of government buildings.
    7. It shall be unlawful to use decision memos, draft legislation, conference reports, or RFP's to attract Democrats.
    8. It shall be unlawful to hunt Democrats within 200 feet of Senate or House hearing rooms, libraries, whorehouses, massage parlors, special interest group offices, bars, or strip joints.
    9. If an Democrat is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it. It will also be a shame.
    10. Stuffed or mounted Democrats must have a DC Health Department inspection certificate for rabies and vermin.
    11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise him or her self as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female congressional aide, male congressional aide, sheep, legislator, policy maker, bookie, lobbyist, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting Democrats.
     
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    I hardly know ANY political jokes...

    Number 9 is great. "Possess it". LOL

    Is a Republican the opposite of a Democrat?
     
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    The difference is most Republicans made it out of adolescence
     
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    So a Republican is just an older Democrat? You were one too?
     
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    No, in most cases Dems are still living in the fantasy world children play in

    I once applied for membership in my local Dem party. But alas, I was rejected. I passed the mental test
     

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