Rectal Deodorant

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    A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
    rectum
    > > > > deodorant.
    > > > >
    > > > > The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't
    > sell
    > > > > rectum deodorant, and never have.
    > > > >
    > > > > Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
    buying
    > the
    > > > > stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some
    more.
    > > > >
    > > > > "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
    > > > >
    > > > > "But I always get it here," says the blonde.
    > > > >
    > > > > "Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist.
    > > > >
    > > > > "YES!", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
    > > > >
    > > > > She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
    > looks
    > > >at
    > > > > it and says to her "This is just a normal stick of underarm
    > deodorant."
    > > > >
    > > > > Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud
    > from
    > > >the
    > > > > container... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!"
     

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