Rectal Deodorant

[Sandy73]

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
rectum
> > > > deodorant.
> > > >
> > > > The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't
> sell
> > > > rectum deodorant, and never have.
> > > >
> > > > Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
buying
> the
> > > > stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some
more.
> > > >
> > > > "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
> > > >
> > > > "But I always get it here," says the blonde.
> > > >
> > > > "Do you have the container it comes in?" asks the pharmacist.
> > > >
> > > > "YES!", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
> > > >
> > > > She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
> looks
> > >at
> > > > it and says to her "This is just a normal stick of underarm
> deodorant."
> > > >
> > > > Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud
> from
> > >the
> > > > container... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM!"