Reasons Why Canadians Are Way Cooler than Americans

Merkins sure are insecure, ain't dey?

US has loons but Canada values Loonies.

not 2 mention in no particular order...
Tim Horton's
Cape Breton music
PEI potatoes
Quebecois culture
Bay of Fundy
WAY better radio
Way safer
health care
.... oh, and a cooler national anthem.

Note to Pop:
"USA! USA!" is not helping your case; it's making the opposite.
-- or was that what you meant? If so, bravo.







Hey! You're the douchebag from Costa Rica that got banned! Thought I recognized your style.

"Costa Rica" ?? :confused:

No idea what you're talking about. The nearest I've ever been to Costa Rica is San Antonio. :dunno:
 
I Canada is so cool then please feel free to pack your bags and get the hell out of the US! Had some friends back during the days of the draft that headed north. They stayed, became Canadian citizens, and return to the US for health care.
That last doesn't ring true. Why would they return to the US for extortionate, inferior health care?

Anyway, Happy Canada Day, you grumpy, tetchy, hysterical, humorless Yank, you !! · ·
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CANADA -- Glorious and Free !! -- Well, at least, when compared to the USA!! · · :D
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The creators of South Park are like so way cooler than almost any Canadian.

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It's really aboot that.
 
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Canadians are cooler because it's Freakin' Cold in Canada.

Duh.
 
Reasons Why Canadians Are Way Cooler than Americans

Canadians aren't Americans. 'nuff said.
 
Because it was -62C with the wind chill in Saskatchewan last week.

In the Northern Hemisphere, the further north you are, the cooler you are.

I hope this lesson in geography helped.
 
Reasons Why Canadians Are Way Cooler than Americans

Way colder too.
 

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Merkins sure are insecure, ain't dey?

US has loons but Canada values Loonies.

not 2 mention in no particular order...
Tim Horton's
Cape Breton music
PEI potatoes
Quebecois culture
Bay of Fundy
WAY better radio
Way safer
health care
.... oh, and a cooler national anthem.

Note to Pop:
"USA! USA!" is not helping your case; it's making the opposite.
-- or was that what you meant? If so, bravo.
so insecure, Amecan's are making threads on internet forums touting how much cooler they are than Canadians....

Oh.wait......
 

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